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Beasts Blankets

Browse our collection of 32 Beasts Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Beauty And The Beast Blanket

Beauty And The Beast Blanket

This illustrated blanket features beauty and her little beast and is perfect for people who love art, illustration, dogs, iphones, walking, books, reading, figures, long hair, grumpy pups, design, and fashion. Perfect for school, work, the gym, or just hanging out reading fairy tales.

Beast Mode Inosuke Blanket

Beast Mode Inosuke Blanket

If you're not afraid to beast mode and be the ultimate contrarian to all your haters this design is for you. Channeling the anime beast demon slayer you can take on the toughest workouts in this shirt. Adorned with the Inosuke's board mask rage our and work out in this and achieve the ultimate beast mode.

Wendigo Blanket

Wendigo Blanket

When did it go, Wendigo? Show your love for Wendigo, the people-eating evil spirit of Nova Scotia, with this gothic-inspired design!

My Hoard - Dragon Blanket

My Hoard - Dragon Blanket

This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this bag is perfect for any dragon lover!

Pet Cats. Hail Satan Blanket

Pet Cats. Hail Satan Blanket

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Necronomicorn Blanket

Necronomicorn Blanket

Unicorn, alicorn, pony??... No, clearly not. A beast from the cthullu mythos, summoned from the book of the dead! A Necronomicorn!

Shark In The Dark What Sins Will He Commit Blanket

Shark In The Dark What Sins Will He Commit Blanket

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

Aromantic Pride Dragon Blanket

Aromantic Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, aromantic pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Lesbian Pride Dragon Blanket

Lesbian Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, lesbian pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Bi Pride Dragon Blanket

Bi Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, bisexual pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Pan Pride Dragon Blanket

Pan Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, pansexual pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Ace Pride Dragon Blanket

Ace Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, asexual pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Gay Pride Dragon Blanket

Gay Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, LGBT-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Trans Pride Dragon Blanket

Trans Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, trans pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

F***ing Legend (Unicorn) Blanket

F***ing Legend (Unicorn) Blanket

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this unicorn design!

Non-Binary Pride Dragon Blanket

Non-Binary Pride Dragon Blanket

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, non-binary pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Yokai Guys Pattern Blanket

Yokai Guys Pattern Blanket

These dudes are pretty fly for Yokai, creatures and spirits found in Japanese folklore. Featuring a Tengu, Kitsune, Kappa, Nekomata, and Baku, this pattern will entice mythology and creature nerds!

The Bear Sees All Blanket

The Bear Sees All Blanket

If you're ever lost in the woods, be like the bear, for the bear sees all. This simple geometric beast goes great with with coffee and slow moody indie jams. This blanket will keep your eyes to the trees.

Corgerus Blanket

Corgerus Blanket

Cross the river styx and see if you can pass the dread, Corgerus! The mightiest and stubbiest of all beast, it's the cute and creepy, corgi, cerberus mashup design!

Kraken Tangle Pattern Blanket

Kraken Tangle Pattern Blanket

This Kraken Blanket is perfect for any fan of nautical style illustration, and cryptozoology. Show some love for your favorite ship wrecking, pirate fearing, tentacles beast of the mysterious sea. This design is sure to impress any fan of the deep sea!

Couch Protector Blanket

Couch Protector Blanket

I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this lazy blanket.

Couch Protector Blanket

Couch Protector Blanket

I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this lazy blanket.

The Devil Loves Metal Blanket

The Devil Loves Metal Blanket

Looking for the perfect gift for the satan worshiping black metal enthusiast in your life? Look no further! This super cozy blanket which reads "The Devil Loves Metal" with a rough inverse pentagram on it is sure to impress, whether you favor black metal, death metal, or classic metal music. Warm as hell!

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Build muscle as the gym with this stacked pancake blanket, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.

No Pants Mode Activate Blanket

No Pants Mode Activate Blanket

Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.

No Pants Mode Activate Blanket

No Pants Mode Activate Blanket

Activate beast mode? More like activate no pants mode, I'm going skip the gym, curl up in blankets take a nap, watch some tv, do some blogging, read, eat some food, and remove my pants I don't feel like leaving the house today. Chill out on the couch with this anti- workout gym parody blanket, perfect for introverts who'd rather be netflixing and hate wearing pants more than they have to.

Sleeping Dragon (Red) Blanket

Sleeping Dragon (Red) Blanket

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Sleeping Dragon (Gold) Blanket

Sleeping Dragon (Gold) Blanket

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Sleeping Dragon (Gold) Blanket

Sleeping Dragon (Gold) Blanket

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Pet Cats. Hail Satan. Blanket

Pet Cats. Hail Satan. Blanket

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great blanket featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

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