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Two Thumbs Down Greeting Cards

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Skiing and Like Two People Greeting Card

Skiing and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about is skiing and like two people. Show all you care about is hitting that fresh power with this pro-skiing design.

Calm Down Karen Greeting Card

Calm Down Karen Greeting Card

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny greeting card.

Stranger Things and Like Two People Greeting Card

Stranger Things and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about is stranger things and like two people. Get your binge on with this 1980s horror themed design.

Bow Down Bitches Greeting Card

Bow Down Bitches Greeting Card

All shall bow down to the frog king/queen! Your royal highness requires your utmost respect and adoration since they cute af.

Introverted But Down To Discuss Socialism Greeting Card

Introverted But Down To Discuss Socialism Greeting Card

Introverted but down to discuss socialism. Show that you're not a fan of other people unless they're down to discuss the benefits of democratic socialism.

Upside-down Smiley Greeting Card

Upside-down Smiley Greeting Card

Show your love for the upside down smiley face emoji. This emoji can indicate silliness, sarcasm, passive aggression, or frustrated resignation. Outside of these, this emoji can be used for even still more ambiguous emotions.

Rockin Around The Upside Down Greeting Card

Rockin Around The Upside Down Greeting Card

Get strange this Christmas and "Rock Around The Upside Down" with this parody holiday, greeting card design! Perfect for rocking around the Christmas tree, holiday gatherings, Christmas gifts, pop culture Christmas, and spending the Holiday in upside down style!

Introverted But Down to Discuss Plants Greeting Card

Introverted But Down to Discuss Plants Greeting Card

Introverted but down to discuss plants. Show that socializing is exhausting for you but you'll do it if it means someone will listen to you ramble about your monstera for 30 minutes. This design is the perfect gift for the houseplant lover in your life.

I Bless the Reins Down in Africa Greeting Card

I Bless the Reins Down in Africa Greeting Card

"There's nothing that a hundred deer or more could ever dooooo. I bless the reins down in Aaafricaaaaa~" Celebrate this holiday season with this Toto-inspired reindeer design!

Three Two One Let's Jam Cowboy Bebop Greeting Card

Three Two One Let's Jam Cowboy Bebop Greeting Card

Three Two One, Let's Jam! Show your love of classic anime with this Cowboy Bebop intro song inspired design.

Let's Get Down to Bi-ness Greeting Card

Let's Get Down to Bi-ness Greeting Card

Let's get down to bi-ness to check out non-gender specific buns! Show your love for bisexual icon Captain Li Shang with his bisexuality inspired design.

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

We're Like Two Soaps In A Tide Pod Parody Greeting Card

We're Like Two Soaps In A Tide Pod Parody Greeting Card

We're so in love and so cute together that we are like two swirling soaps in a tide pod! Show off your love for your significant other and the world's hottest tide pod meme with this funny, tide pod, meme themed, valentines day card. (Disclaimer : Please do not actually eat tide pods they are for cleaning not eating and dangerous to consume).

Introverted But Down to Discuss Christmas Movies Greeting Card

Introverted But Down to Discuss Christmas Movies Greeting Card

Introverted but down to discuss Christmas Movies. Show that socializing is exhausting for you but you'll do it if it means you can rant about It's a Beautiful Life. This design is perfect for all the holiday cinephiles about there.

Donald and Goofy Let Me Down Greeting Card

Donald and Goofy Let Me Down Greeting Card

I want Donald and Goofy to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time. 100+ hours of Kingdom Hearts game play and I don't think Donald healed me once. I'm tired of carrying this team on my back. Gear up for KH3 with this funny gamer design.

Billionaires Should Not Exist Upside-Down Smiley Face Greeting Card

Billionaires Should Not Exist Upside-Down Smiley Face Greeting Card

Show off your support for the working class with this, "Billionaires Should Not Exist" repeated in a circle with an upside-down, retro yellow smiley face design! Perfect for activists fighting for economic justice and equity in society.

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about are open floor plans and like two people. Show you live for home renovation with this home and garden inspired design.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Made Dinner For Two Greeting Card

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Made Dinner For Two Greeting Card

Write your Valentine the most lovely and honest rhyme this Valentine's day. Sometimes that romantic dinner for two just looks too good to share. Share your love with this funny, Valentine's day greeting card!

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat! Everyone squat if you believe! Clench those cheeks and drop it low for Tink one more time with this funny Tinker Bell parody inspired design.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Greeting Card

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Greeting Card

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

What's Better Than One Mom? Greeting Card

What's Better Than One Mom? Greeting Card

Two moms, because two dads are better than one! Celebrate WLW moms with this card for Mother's Day and Pride! Because why buy two cards for Mother's Day when you can get them one?

What's Better Than One Dad? Greeting Card

What's Better Than One Dad? Greeting Card

Two dads, because two dads are better than one! Celebrate MLM dads with this card for Father's Day and Pride! Because why buy two cards for Father's Day when you can get them one?

Made It Out Of Bed (vegetables) Greeting Card

Made It Out Of Bed (vegetables) Greeting Card

You did it! You and your green thumb did wonders and got them vegetables out of bed. Time to pick the best ones and harvest.

Queen Of Garden Spades Greeting Card

Queen Of Garden Spades Greeting Card

Show off your royally talented green thumb with this cool gardener design inspired by traditional playing card decks!

I Love You Meow and Fur-ever Greeting Card

I Love You Meow and Fur-ever Greeting Card

Here's the gift for your purr-fect partner! Spread the love with this cat-themed, gay wedding card featuring two cat brides!

I Love You Meow and Fur-Ever - 2 Grooms Greeting Card

I Love You Meow and Fur-Ever - 2 Grooms Greeting Card

Here's the gift for your purr-fect partner! Spread the love with this cat-themed wedding card featuring two cat grooms!

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

This Meown Ain't Big Enough Fur The Both Of Us Greeting Card

This Meown Ain't Big Enough Fur The Both Of Us Greeting Card

Hold down your town with this funny, "This Meown Ain't Big Enough Fur The Both Of Us" cowboy cat pun design, featuring an illustration of a tough cat smoking. Perfect for loving cat puns, cowboys, and being a tough cowboy cat.

Life is F***ing Relentless Greeting Card

Life is F***ing Relentless Greeting Card

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding Greeting Card

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding Greeting Card

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding As: The Fusing Of Two Metals with a Hot Torch.

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