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Suck My Dick Ribbon Sock
Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!
Medusuck My Dick Sock
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.
Suck My Caulk Sock
Oh, you don't like home improvement, DIY digs, and wanna hire someone else? Then Suck My Caulk! Jk, to each their own, but if you love a good home hobby project, and appreciate dirty DIY humor, then this is for you.
Big Dick Stocks Sock
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Whole Yeet Bread Sock
Yeet! Let's get baked. Show off your whole yeetness with this, "Whole Yeet Bread" trendy bread pun design. Perfect for whole wheat jokes, yeet humor, and bread lovers.
Not Just A Snack A Whole Meal Sock
I'm not just a snack, i'm a whole meal! Show off your body positivity with these sassy, snack, meme socks.
I Suck Sock
Aww, don't say that about yourself! You are the best at what you do, pink round friend! Which is - ... wait...
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...
Lil Dick Energy Sock
Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it little and low-key. We can't all be alpha's (ew)so show some trendy humor in this "Lil Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta or sigma energy proudly.
Whole Lemon Pattern Sock
When life gives you lemons...we've got a lot of lemonade to make! Show off your cute citrus fruit fashion with this pattern of whole lemons and white polka dots!
2020 SUCKS Sock
2020 hasn't exactly been full of sunshine and rainbows. Here's to hoping 2021 will be a little more bright! Good riddance, 2020!
Humans Suck Sock
"Humans suck. I'm Outta Here." Give the finger to land dwellers and dive beneath the waves! This funny sassy mermaid shirt is perfect for telling land-lovers to F*** off.
Fitness More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth Sock
Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth! Forget the gym and just order a pizza and be happy! These are the perfect socks to show your complete disinterest in working out, OR maybe if you want to be that funny, ironic guy in the gym!
Ole Saint Dick Sock
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Hike Because People Suck Sock
We all can get a little peopled out from time to time, and let's face it sometimes people suck. Hike the social anxiety away with this nature lover design featuring the text "Hike Because People Suck" with mountain and tree illustrations! Perfect for avoiding people, hiking, camping, gifts for hikers, road trips, hiking trip, nature lover, being antisocial and being in nature because people suck.
You Make Me Whole Donut Sock
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Life Sucks Sock
Just like one of the worlds favorite pink video game characters... life really sucks. It feels like we're stuck in a vacuume with all kinds of gross debris being thrown in our face... And unlike our pink friend, we don't earn any magical abilities when it ends up in out mouth.
Twesla Capitalism Sucks Sock
What's Elon going to call twitter now, Twesla? Is he going to pretend years down the line that he invented that too? Ugh capitalism sucks, here comes the dystopia.
Property Of Dick University Sock
Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Sock
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Sock
2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.
Dick Academia Pattern Sock
Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??
I'm Killing This Whole "Mom" Thing Sock
Man, I don't know about you, but I'm REALLY good at this whole being a mom thing! Sure it's a struggle sometimes, but that's just when I GIT GUD as they say! Great for new and veteran moms!
Life Sucks Books Are Better Sock
Show off your love of books with these sassy, doodle drawing, reading humor, book collector's socks! Let the world know how much life sucks with this pro-book, anti-people design!
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Sock
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for fashion at your next ugly sweater party.
I Won't Quit But I Will Cuss The Whole Time Sock
These funny fitness socks are great for those of us who hate working out but force ourselves to do it anyway. I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time! Tell your trainer that you love and hate them equally. These workout socks are perfect for fans of gym and fitness memes.
Working Out Dino Sucks Dinosaur Sock
Show off your love of dinosaurs and your hatred of working out with these hilariously cute, T-rex inspired, dino lover's, fitness humor socks! Let the world know you are down to workout but you hate it and you're going to complain the whole time.
Regulate Dick Not Jane Sock
Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!
Eat My Ass Ribbon Sock
Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.
She Made Some Plans on My Wick Tonight Sock
She made some plans on my wick tonight, She not with him tonight , She not with Jim tonight, She in the candle light! Check out this subtle parody of the infamous Starboi and Doja Cat single "Dick."This candle is definitely not sus.
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