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Suck My Balls Blanket
Happiness is big balls and a thick straw. Pillow features a smiling cup of strawberry bubble tea.
Don't Be A Dick Blanket
Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Everybody Sucks Blanket
Everybody sucks. It's true. Don't worry about being a hater, you are just being honest. This is the funny hater design you've been looking for your whole life. Or whatever.
Stop Being a Dick Blanket
Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.
You Know What Sucks? Blanket Blanket
You know what sucks? Everything sucks. Especially being cold. You can fix that with this blanket while still maintaining your bummer outlook. Be so over it with this Scott Pilgrim inspired blanket.
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
Regulate Dick Not Jane Blanket
Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!
My Cat is My Valentine Blanket
I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!
My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket
My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.
My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket
My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.
My Neck, My Back, My Blankets And My Naps Blanket
What did you think I was going to say. Get your mind out of the gutter and into a feathery soft bed for some hardcore naptime. There's nothing better than grabbing forty winks when you're feeling drained- hey, there's nothing lazy about it, we won't judge. When you're down for some sleep, grab this funny ironic design and hit the couch with reckless abandon.
My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Blanket
My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.
My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket
Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.
My Neighbor Todoroki Blanket
My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.
Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket
Don't Frog With My Vibe! This happy hippie froggy is all about good times and groovy vibes!
On My Fall Shit Blanket
Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!
My Neighbor Jotaro Blanket
Screaming kids moved in next door? Yare yare... This My Neighbor Totoro/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossover is perfect for any big anime fan!
You're My Sweetie Pie Blanket
You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is punk! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!
I'm At My Limit Kitten Blanket
Seriously, I'm at my limit. :) Express your overwhelmed, life feelings with this funny, "I'm At My Limit" cute kitten drawing!
Gardening Cured My Depression Blanket
Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.
I Tell My Cats All My Secrets Blanket Blanket
I tell my cats all my secrets. If you're a cat person, crazy or not, show some love for your cats with this cute kitten inspired blanket!
My Pit Bull is My Better Half Blanket
Pitbulls have such a bad rap. As a pitbull owner though, you know that it is not the breed, it's the owner that makes a dog what it is. Share your love of this adorable and affectionate breed with this doggy inspired blanket design that features the phrase "My Pit Bull is My Better Half" with a cute illustration of a Pit. It's a great design for anyone who supports Pit Bull rescues and has a lovely one of their own!
Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket
Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...
Say My Name Print Blanket
Say my name the cancer having meth king known for his near perfect product. All hail the fallen drug lord with this awesome tee homage to breaking bad in one of his most iconic quotes, Say My Name.
This Is My Fault Blanket
I'm sorry, this is all my fault I just... I couldn't take all the pressure! Get your mandatory geology pun groans out with funny geology pun blanket. Maybe if you're friends gneiss enough they wont call you out on your schists! This design is the perfect gift for scientists stuck in the lab all day, science lovers, and geologist out in the field!
My Hip Hurts Blanket
These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.
My Nightmare Totoro Blanket
Hey there neighbor... All alone by the bus stop I see... would you like some... cOmpANy?
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