Shit Just Got Real Greeting Cards

This is one hot mama! Show off your hot mom swag this Mother's day and all year round with this "Real Hot Mom Shit" parody, Mother's Day mom greeting card!

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

Top shelf piece of shit. Show you're a piece of shit, but a real fancy one, with this funny self-deprecating design.

Or is this just fantasy? (Or is this a pigeon?) Celebrate your love of Freddie Mercury, Queen and memes with this Freddie Mercury-inspired "Is This a Pigeon" design!

What do you mean unicorns aren't real? I'm standing right in front of you! Show off your love for the rhino and their magicalness with this, "Unicorns Are Real" rhino design!

Awwww yes, the best part of waking up is That Gay Shit in your cup! Show that you're all about that gay shit with this funny meme design.

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

Jesus is here to remind you to stay true to oneself, no matter what others believe! So this holiday season keep it real with this "Keep It Real, Homies" Jesus holiday greeting card. Perfect for sharing in the holiday humor at Christmas, holiday parties, christmas gifts, and for Jesus believers!

Fairy Armadillos are so cute! Such as this lil gal, tho she isn't to be trifled with, she's got shivs for hands! So Try not to get on her bad side, eh? Lovers of Fairy Armadillos know just how adorable these lil scaly fluffers can be.

Bat shit crazy. Show that you're going to get k-razzy this Halloween with this design featuring an illustration of a cute bat.

Bob is a shit stain in the underpants of America. Show your disapproval of Bob with this sassy "Eat Shit Bob!" design.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Bitch! You GOT this. Be everyones personal cheerleader with this encouraging design.

Bitch! You GOT this. Be everyones personal cheerleader with this encouraging design.

Got mad stacks! Show you got stacks on stacks of presents with this funny ugly sweater inspired design.

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Yeah modern controller rumble is cool, but like, Iunno man, have you ever played games in the 90s with the rumble pack in? That shit hits different. If you vibe with retro vibrating gaming accessories, this design is for you!

Somedays it just be like that, no coffee, no energy -- no caffeine, no grind. For those who truly love off coffee like nobody else does!

Hallelujah Holy Shit! Rejoice in exaltation but stay true to your foul-mouthed self with this funny sassy Christmas design.

Your shit is weak! Tell people to take their weak ass home with this funny, aggressive design.

Don't waste time being sad when Anger gets shit done. Show that rage fuels you forward with this inspirational quote design.

Sorry, I'm doing real hot girl shit. Like, Eating pizza in my dirty boxers and not really doing anything in particular. Maybe reading. Probably napping. IDGAF. Take a some chill time in your room and don't have a care in the world with this pizza girl design.

I like knitting and shit. Show your love for knitting and swear words with this funny foul-mouthed design.

Well shit. The dice don't always fall in a brave warrior's favor. Show your love for role-playing games with this D20 critical fail design.

What If Climate Change Isn't Real And we are improving the quality of life for everyone for no reason? Show cleaning up the environment is a win win situation with this design.

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

I got a fake laugh with your name all over it. Show that you can fake laugh someone out of a room with this sassy design.

All i do is bake, bake, bake, no matter what. Got cookies on my mind, I can never get enough. Show your love for Christmas and cookies with this holiday inspired design.

Show you love for fall with this pumpkin man blasting a nip! This design features an illustration of a seductive pumpkin-headed person and the phrase "October Got Me Like.