Sell Drugs Weekender Totes

Show off your bag full of drugs in this funny tote and raise some eyebrows.

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

Bruh, it's rainbow! Experience the world in technicolor with this marijuana inspired pattern!

Me-wow, this hits different! Check out these pastel rainbow kittens in this trippy design! What's better than cute cats and weed - nothing! Stoners and cat people everywhere, this is the design for you...

Keep your "weed money" (or, seriously, keep your weed money) in this labeled little bag! Perfect for being an ironic or unironic stoner, loving cannabis or just getting strange looks from people in public!

That boy ain't right. Activate your Stand [-around and drink beer with your friends-] Power, sell some propane and propane accessories, and say your famous catchphrase: "yare yare daze, bobby" with this funny parody design.

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Who doesn't want to get high and look at frogs? Have you SEEN frogs? Find your best buds and admire the ribbiting world of frogs with this funny funky design!

peace the F*** out with this funny and crass design for those who wanna check out in style.

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.

Now you can remember all the greatest ah, hits. Smoke a bowl, light a joint, or eat some weed brownies with this funny nostalgic parody.

To put it bluntly- this card signifies a higher wisdom and a dank sense of spirituality. A truly enlightened card. Blaze it up and get higher than the heavens with this weed themed tarot card design!

There's two things keeping me goin' these days and its being very high and being very gay and i don't see either of those things going away anytime soon. Live it up with this funny weed inspired lgbtq design!

Lite one up on a full moon and do some high witch sh*t with your coven or chill at the hut with your familiars with this weed themed pun based on the phrase "hokus pokus".

Do you sometimes feel like an anthropomorphic sunflower just trying its best to reach some fresh air, rain and sunlight, only to find that you have to be your own source of light, water, and air and it makes you feel a little trapped? Same dude.