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Sassy Jokes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 55 Sassy Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass. Show that you're fancy and sassy with this funny kiss my ass design.

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

Bold Words For Someone Within Stabbing Range Greeting Card

Bold Words For Someone Within Stabbing Range Greeting Card

Bold Words for someone within stabbing range. Let people know you're not to be messed it. Show you're willing to go medieval on everybody's ass with this sassy fantasy inspired design.

Fighteth Me Shakespeare Greeting Card

Fighteth Me Shakespeare Greeting Card

Fighteth Me! Put up your dukes and prepare for fisticuffs with this sassy Shakespeare design. This design features an illustration of William Shakespeare flying the double bird and looking for a fight.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Pretending To Be Polite Is So Exhausting Greeting Card

Pretending To Be Polite Is So Exhausting Greeting Card

Pretending to be polite is so exhausting. Show that acting like you have a shred of manners really takes it out of you with this funny sassy design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this funny sassy design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate everyone burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if general disdain burned calories with this funny sassy design.

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself. Show that your time is valuable and you can't waste it on talking to other people with this funny sassy design.

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

That Wasn't Very Cash Money Of You Greeting Card

That Wasn't Very Cash Money Of You Greeting Card

Play it cool and let people know you're down for good times only with this shirt. This sassy tee features the phrase "That Wasn't Very Cash Money Of You.

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please! Get your sass and sunshine on with this fun beach inspired, vacation design.

Hedge Their Bets Greeting Card

Hedge Their Bets Greeting Card

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge thier bets. Show that being nice is for chumps with this sassy rick and morty inpired design.

Things I have In Common With Supermodels Greeting Card

Things I have In Common With Supermodels Greeting Card

Things I have in in common with supermodels: Always Hungry. Show that you're always DTFF, down for food, with this funny sassy design.

Pants Fancy Smarty Greeting Card

Pants Fancy Smarty Greeting Card

Fancy pants, smarty pants or no pants? Show that you're team no pants with this no pants pride design.

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

Greetings fair citizens! 'Tis I, the Queen of Not Taking Her Own Advice. Show that you give good advice but you never follow it with this funny design.

Froget About It Frog Mafia Parody Greeting Card

Froget About It Frog Mafia Parody Greeting Card

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants Greeting Card

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants Greeting Card

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Christmas Turkey themed sweater.

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

Happy Hyuck'N Holidays Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Happy Hyuck'N Holidays Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Happy Hyuck'n Holidays. Have yourself some happy F***ing holidays with this sassy pun inspired design.

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