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Browse our collection of 33 Sassy Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Don't Friggin Give A Heck Greeting Card

I Don't Friggin Give A Heck Greeting Card

Sip your wine like a cat that just doesn't friggin give a heck. This sassy cat design features the text "I Don't Friggin Give A Heck" with an illustration of a cat sipping wine and chillin. Perfect for a lazy day, chill day, crazy cat lady, regular cat lady, wine lover, sassy gifts, and cat lady gifts!

Have A Day Greeting Card

Have A Day Greeting Card

Hope you have a day! Wish others well or not, or pretty much just be neutral with this funny and sassy "Have A Day" greeting card design.

Fuzzy But Also Fight Me Greeting Card

Fuzzy But Also Fight Me Greeting Card

I'm soft, fuzzy and cute but also fight me! Show off your dual sides with this funny and sassy, llama greeting card!

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Greeting Card

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Greeting Card

"Claps in Nancy Pelosi". Clap like the sassy, speaker of the house and be as sassy as you please as you patronize 45 with this funny, sarcastic, clapping, badass Nancy Pelosi greeting card.

Too Tired For This Greeting Card

Too Tired For This Greeting Card

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" greeting card design perfect for any occasion!

Maybe Today Satan Parody Greeting Card

Maybe Today Satan Parody Greeting Card

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody greeting card.

Don't Be A Dik-Dik Greeting Card

Don't Be A Dik-Dik Greeting Card

Always remember to not be a dik-dik! Unless you actually are a dik-dik because they are super cute! Show your love for these cute little, deer like animal with this funny and sassy, dik-dik t greeting card!

Thx K Bye Greeting Card

Thx K Bye Greeting Card

The dreaded solo k texts that everyone loves to use when their feeling sassy and pissed. The perfect ironic thank you card for the times. Be sure to show off some sass to you friends when you gift this funny card.

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

I'm tidying up my life, but you bring me joy sometimes I guess I'll keep you. Show your loved one that they're alright, they can stay in your life, but all that tupperware has to go!

Keanu Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

Keanu Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

Can you leave me alone! Be sassy as you please with this "Keanu Reeves" pun, can you leave me alone greeting card.

Happy Frickin' Holidays Greeting Card

Happy Frickin' Holidays Greeting Card

If you're over Christmas, the election results and just life in general. Send out greetings of pettiness with this funny, sassy, Hillary, Christmas card.

Don't Get Better Just Get Bitter Greeting Card

Don't Get Better Just Get Bitter Greeting Card

Show off your bitter side with this funny emoticon inspired, emoji lover's, sassy greeting card! Forget taking the high road, just stay bitter like god intended!

I Do What I Want Cat Greeting Card

I Do What I Want Cat Greeting Card

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired greeting card! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

My Favorite Party Trick Is Not Going Greeting Card

My Favorite Party Trick Is Not Going Greeting Card

Have you ever wanted to see an amazing party trick? Here's one right now: it's us not going out tonight because we'd rather stay at home with our pets, drink wine and watch tv shows and finish reading a book. This greeting card is perfect for the sassy but introverted person who doesn't mind cracking a joke, and wants to politely and sassy decline a party invite.

Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card

Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card

Thanks for Nothing, or maybe something cool you did. The ultimate passive aggressive card perfect for any occasion.

My Hobbies Include Overthinking Everything Greeting Card

My Hobbies Include Overthinking Everything Greeting Card

My hobbies include overthinking absolutely everything! Show off your true hobby of overthinking with this funny, overthinking, hobby greeting card design.

I Don't Give A Cluck Greeting Card

I Don't Give A Cluck Greeting Card

This chick don't give a cluck! Show off your mood of not giving a cluck and your love for puns with this funny and sassy, chicken pun greeting card!

2020 Trash Fire Greeting Card

2020 Trash Fire Greeting Card

2020, is basically a trash fire. After all fires are out, peace usually comes afterwards. Show off how you've survived the trash fire year that is 2020 with this funny, sassy 2020 greeting card.

You Don't Need A Haircut That Bad Stay Inside Greeting Card

You Don't Need A Haircut That Bad Stay Inside Greeting Card

You don't need a haircut that badly, stay inside! Encourage others to stay inside and not worry about things that aren't absolute necessities with this funny, sassy, social distancing greeting card.

Ight Imma Head Out Skydancer Parody Greeting Card

Ight Imma Head Out Skydancer Parody Greeting Card

Ight, Imma head out! Blast off when a situation gets awkward just like that nostalgic sky dancer doll by gifting this funny, parody, sassy, imma head out meme greeting card.

Okay Boomer Goose Parody Greeting Card

Okay Boomer Goose Parody Greeting Card

Honk and disrupt the boomers! Honk at the boomers and all of their old ways by gifting this sassy, goose, honking "Okay Boomer" Parody greeting card!

Ahoy Dingus Parody Greeting Card

Ahoy Dingus Parody Greeting Card

Ahoy ya dingus! Show off your love for everyone's fav member of the scoops troop with this sassy, funny, nostalgic, "Ahoy Dingus" greeting card!

I Don't Give A Heck Greeting Card

I Don't Give A Heck Greeting Card

Show off your sassy side with this hilariously censored, floral banner, traditional tattoo inspired greeting card! Let your friends know that you really don't give a heck!

Oops I Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

Oops I Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired greeting card! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and let everyone know that you just don't care!

Oops You Tried Cat Greeting Card

Oops You Tried Cat Greeting Card

Show off your independence and carefree attitude with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired greeting card! Don't let your loved ones worry about making mistakes, just tell them to channel their inner cat and let the world know that they tried their best!

Send Me Nudes Greeting Card

Send Me Nudes Greeting Card

The only nudes I'm interested in receiving are nude, lipsticks, heels and nail polish! Avoid the creepers and tell them what you really want with this funny and sassy greeting card!

This World Doesn't Deserve You Greeting Card

This World Doesn't Deserve You Greeting Card

Share you love with your friends with this funny and sassy but bored, sci-fi inspired, planetary Earth greeting card! Yawn, Earth is totally boring, but this is the perfect card to let someone know that they are the only good thing about this lame planet full of useless meat bags.

Bye Felicia Greeting Card

Bye Felicia Greeting Card

Let people know that you don't have time for their non-sense with this dismissive quote greeting card. This funny greeting card features the classic line "Bye Felicia" and a rose wreath.

Thank You F*** You Greeting Card

Thank You F*** You Greeting Card

Some times i want to thank you sometimes i want to F*** you. This card is perfect for the dynamic relationships in your life.

Thank You So Much! Greeting Card

Thank You So Much! Greeting Card

Thank You for being there for me when i need you. Show some appreciation in a vintage fashion with this sassy 1960s styled comic greeting card.

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