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Sassy Blankets

Browse our collection of 187 Sassy Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

This little kitten is short, sweet and sassy! Munchkin cats are the cutest, shortest and sassiest! Show off your sassy side and your short girl pride with this adorable cat blanket! This design features a prissy adorable munchkin cat on a bow and diamond pattern.

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Hey sassy girl, decorate your room with all the sass and cuddle up with this feminine, glamorous and sassy blanket! Embrace your girly side with this precious, cuddly and cozy blanket.

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy blanket / home decor of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Blanket

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Blanket

Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this funny, cat pun, sassy cat home decor / blanket!

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Blanket

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Sarcastic Nancy Pelosi Parody Blanket

"Claps in Nancy Pelosi". Clap like the sassy, speaker of the house and be as sassy as you please as you patronize 45 with this funny, sarcastic, clapping, badass Nancy Pelosi blanket.

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

You're full of making great points, show off your wisdom with this "Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk" meme design! Perfect for going on a rant, being sassy, and sharing your thoughts!

Keep It Classy Blanket

Keep It Classy Blanket

Always remember to keep it classy, but also keep it very, very sassy! Be a sassy little diva, and carry yourself with class and sass with this cute, cat blanket!

I'm So Fancy Blanket

I'm So Fancy Blanket

I'm so fancy, you already know! Show the world how fancy and adorable you are with this cute, sassy and fancy blanket! Fun for all the fancy, sassy and classy girls in the world!

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

You better leaf me alone or you'll deal with the Monstera! Show off your sassy plant humor with this plant pun design featuring an illustration of a monstera leaf that looks like an angry monster with teeth! Perfect for loving plants, leaves, and feeling sassy.

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

Purrr My Last Email Cat Parody Blanket

Purrr My Last Email Cat Parody Blanket

Per my last email, is the petty way of sending work emails about dumb questions. What's more petty than a sassy lil' cat? Show off your sassiness at work with this funny, work email meme, cat parody blanket home decor.

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Get sassy this Halloween with the coolest ghosts in town.

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Calm Down Karen Blanket

Calm Down Karen Blanket

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny blanket / home decor.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Say Less Blanket

Say Less Blanket

Say less dude! Show off your sassy side with this sassy design with a groovy flare!

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

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