Sarcastic Casual Totes, Totes and more

My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time. Nobody ever really knows when to take me seriously, because I am just the epitome of biting satire and cunning wit. My words are weapons and someday they will betray me. This sarcastic tote bag design will warn everyone of your wit.

"Claps in Nancy Pelosi". Clap like the sassy, speaker of the house and be as sassy as you please as you patronize 45 with this funny, sarcastic, clapping, badass Nancy Pelosi tote bag.

Be careful, I only have so many f*cks to give, and they're all in this bag. Show off your limited f*cks with this funny, "Bag Full Of All The F*cks I Give (Very Limited Capacity)" accessory bag. Perfect for being sarcastic and sassy.

This pastel kawaii tote is great for all antisocial pastel goth lovers who want to communicate the right message to everyone they meet: Ew Go Away. This cute sarcastic tote is great for fans of pastel goth fashion, pastel mug, sarcastic quotes, sarcasm, gross fonts, slime, and kawaii totes.

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

Just out here living, laughing, loving to the best of your ability in these times. <3 Show off your love of nostalgia and pure Art with this WordArt parody design.

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Show off how optimistic and resilient you are with this hilarious, self-deprecating, "I've given up" comic shirt! Let the world know that whatever may happen, you are totally cool and everything is fine.

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

This sassy tote is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come." This sarcastic design is perfect for fans of parties, introversion and awkward jokes.

This feminist tote is perfect for feminists who just wanna tell the patriarchy to F*** off and leave me alone! This floral feminist quote is great for fans of sarcastic quotes, sarcastic jokes, floral quotes, feminist jokes and feminist decor.

This sarcastic bag is perfect for sad girls everywhere who embrace their sadness in "Sad Girl Club." This sad tote is perfect those with an appreciation for dark humor, sad quotes, depression humor, sad girl club, sad girl bags, and sad girl quotes.

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Roar! Beware, for this is the year of the fierce! Fear those born in the year of the tiger!

Those who are fellow writers and authors say, "aye.

Girls like this that get it, get it. Girls that don't, don't.

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

You better werk!! It seems like nobody wants to werk anymore. Show off your love of memes, phrases, and drag with this funny, parody design with "Nobody Wants To Werk Anymore" and sparkles.

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

The sarcastic design is perfect for any feminist. The definition of Feminism, the radical notion that women are people.

Let everyone know how much you really care with this sarcastic and funny tote bag.

Add some lovable sass to your style with this super sarcastic tote bag.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Merry F***ing Christmas. It's the F***ing holidays again. Show you're sarcastic Christmas cheer with this sassy, foul mouth, design.

Protect the widlife... even when they are very capable of protecting themselves. Especially if you're a kobold, protecting dragons is BASICALLY your job.