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Talk about convenience! Bitter politics, a nasty pandemic, and not a single Marvel movie to speak of, and all in one year we can remember with... whatever the complete opposite of nostalgia is.

Talk about convenience! Bitter politics, a nasty pandemic, and not a single Marvel movie to speak of, and all in one year we can remember with... whatever the complete opposite of nostalgia is.

Damn girl! You put the ass in Jurassic! Say it with your shirt in this hilarious tank.

All hail Raptor Jesus, lord of the skate park! Ollie in style with this Christ Air tank.

It's basic taxonomy, guys. Now who can guess what a freg looks like? That's right, a horrifying twisted abomination. Remember, if you see a freg in the wild, call the park ranger immediately.

It's basic taxonomy, guys. Now who can guess what a freg looks like? That's right, a horrifying twisted abomination. Remember, if you see a freg in the wild, call the park ranger immediately.

Jurassic Perk. Even the mighty T-Rex needs caffeine sometimes. Show your love of coffee and Dinosaurs with this funny movie parody design.

Jurassic Perk. Even the mighty T-Rex needs caffeine sometimes. Show your love of coffee and Dinosaurs with this funny movie parody design.

Too much panic, not enough Disco. Chill out and get down with this retro dance craze inspired design.

Too much panic, not enough Disco. Chill out and get down with this retro dance craze inspired design.

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Girl, close your mouth, let those nutrients get into you!

Girl, close your mouth, let those nutrients get into you!

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

When you've got a thirst even an ocean can't quench, follow the siren song of delicious Mermade, the only sports drink with the sea-salty taste of a truly excessive amount of electrolytes!

When you've got a thirst even an ocean can't quench, follow the siren song of delicious Mermade, the only sports drink with the sea-salty taste of a truly excessive amount of electrolytes!

When you've got a thirst even an ocean can't quench, follow the siren song of delicious Mermade, the only sports drink with the sea-salty taste of a truly excessive amount of electrolytes!

All these flashing rainbow-colored computers just give me a headache. Give me the good old days when all it took to look cool was that Pentium badge on the front.

All these flashing rainbow-colored computers just give me a headache. Give me the good old days when all it took to look cool was that Pentium badge on the front.

Oof, now there's an error message that hits close to home. Don't worry, just keep calm, use CTRL-ALT-Happy Hour, and terminate the Awful Day process.

Oof, now there's an error message that hits close to home. Don't worry, just keep calm, use CTRL-ALT-Happy Hour, and terminate the Awful Day process.

Uh-oh. Did you "accidentally" lose the disk with all the F***s you give? Oh well, guess we'll load something else. Maybe try the G: drive. ...G stands for "Go home".

No Thanks Have a Nice Day Parody. Show that you're all set and say "No Thanks" with this vintage grocery store shopping bag parody design.

No Thanks Have a Nice Day Parody. Show that you're all set and say "No Thanks" with this vintage grocery store shopping bag parody design.

No Thank You Have a Nice Day Parody. Show that you're all set and say "No Thanks" with this vintage grocery store shopping bag parody design.

No Thank You Have a Nice Day Parody. Show that you're all set and say "No Thanks" with this vintage grocery store shopping bag parody design.

Nice pants, what's their drop rate? Show your love for video games and cheesy pickup lines with this funny gamer-inspired design.

Nice pants, what's their drop rate? Show your love for video games and cheesy pickup lines with this funny gamer-inspired design.

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