Possum Puns Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Introducing the Vintage Skull, the must-have tee for any sci-fi and horror enthusiast. Feast your eyes on the intricate collage design featuring iconic scene references from the classic noir, sci-fi, and horror genres. The amalgamation delivers a newfound appreciation for the power of skulls, utilized as a symbol of life, death, and everything in between. The skull design is an artistic portrayal of science experimentation and traditional horror; a perfect blend of modern and vintage. Made for those with a love for creativity and the macabre, the Vintage Skull tee is a conversation starter that will have people staring at the design for hours. The prominent placement of collage elements adds an element of surprise and intrigue, making this tee a statement piece for your wardrobe. Whether exploring the city, attending a movie screening, or hanging out with friends, the Vintage Skull will instantly transform your casual look to fierce and fearless. Don't settle for just any t-shirt, choose the Vintage Skull for a classic piece of wearable sci-fi & horror art that you won't find anywhere else.

Black friday is almost here, or it may be 12 months away. either or, this design will get you prepped and energized for the crazy deals that are about to come! After all, as this holiday themed design says, who needs sleep?

Looks like it's twerk o'clock! Set off the rump shaking with this Women at Twerk shirt!

Playing with the bones of animals is clearly some kind of pagan voodoo witch magic. Horrify your family by calling them out on it in this Wishbones are With Magic shirt!

Drinking at college is just a way of life. This little number says it all F*** Sleeves. Get down and party in this design!

AAAAAaaAAAh! Embrace your inner screaming, anxiety filled trash cat with this cute, but crudely drawn, opossum t shirt.

This isn't a tank top, I just flexed and the sleeves exploded! Draw attention to your godly physique with this funny shirt! This funny shirt implies that it was once a t-shirt, but the sheer massiveness of your muscular arms tore the sleeves to shreds when you flexed! Perfect for wearing to the gym, lifting weights, getting swole, drinking protein shakes, and partying with all your ripped friends!

This isn't a tank top, I just flexed and the sleeves exploded! Draw attention to your godly physique with this funny shirt! This funny shirt implies that it was once a t-shirt, but the sheer massiveness of your muscular arms tore the sleeves to shreds when you flexed! Perfect for wearing to the gym, lifting weights, getting swole, drinking protein shakes, and partying with all your ripped friends!

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I'm a possum in the streets, as in I wander around at night eating trash. I'm a possum in the sheets as in I just lay there like i'm playing dead and sleep. Show off your trashy opossum ways with this funny, possum t shirt.

Farewell Sleeves! The Sun has finally arrived to the party. It's wicked tans, cool sunglasses, and this killer summer shirt to get you to the cool side of the hot season. Wear it to a beach party to rock out with all the cool kids. What could possibly be better than hanging out near the water, with your best friends, and a nice bon fire?

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

Rainbows and possums - a perfect match! They're both magical and people squeal with delight when seeing them. Great for the rainbow obsessed possum lovers out there!

Look at that sweet garbage child resting in some soft flowers. What a good baby. Spread some good vibes around with this cute floral possum design!

Look at that sweet garbage child resting in some soft flowers. What a good baby. Spread some good vibes around with this cute floral possum design!

Awesome Possum! What's more awesome than a cute little trash cat who can see in the dark? Show off your love for these cute weirdos, with this cute and funny, awesome possum shirt!

Introducing the Rainbow Possum tee - a tribute to the most unlikely but adorable duo out there! Who knew that possums and rainbows could make such a perfect match? This tee is a must-have for all you rainbow-obsessed animal lovers out there who are looking for a unique addition to your wardrobe. The Rainbow Possum tee is guaranteed to get you many compliments and make you stand out in a crowd. Our designs are professionally printed and will last through numerous washes, so you can wear your tee with pride for years to come. The breathable and comfortable fabric makes it a perfect wear for any season, whether you want to wear it to a casual outing or as part of your favorite pajama set. Don't miss out on being part of the Rainbow Possum club - get your tee today!

I'm exhausted, like dead tired! Play dead like a possum and get some beauty sleep or take a nap with this cute and funny, possum pun t shirt.

Show off your love and passion for your pristine vinyl record collection with this funny, safe sex parody, vinyl record collector's shirt! Let the world know how important it is to sleeve up your vinyls!

Sometimes you just got to express that inner tension and rage welling up inside of you. Be like this possum and practice healthy coping mechanisms by screeching 'reeeeeeeeee.

I'm a possum in the streets, as in I wander around at night eating trash. I'm a possum in the sheets as in I just lay there like i'm playing dead and sleep. Show off your trashy opossum ways with this funny, possum t shirt.

This possum thinks you're awesome! So it must be so! Gas up your Valentine, significant other or friend with this cute, positive, awesome possum design!

This possum thinks you're awesome! So it must be so! Gas up your Valentine, significant other or friend with this cute, positive, awesome possum design!

I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off! That's just what happens when you're so swole.

I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off shirt. Thats what happens when youre swole like me.

I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off shirt. Thats what happens when youre swole like me.