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Penis Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 53 Penis Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Live Your Best 90s Fantasy With Our Lisa Frank Inspired Designs

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Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

I've Got An Ace Up My Sleeve Greeting Card

I've Got An Ace Up My Sleeve Greeting Card

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday Greeting Card

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday Greeting Card

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey, it's ya bot. Get ready for ya boi the robot with this current meme and vintage robot inspired design.

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppo puppy long nose doggo dog memes sad guilt tears crying kermie didn't i do it for you.

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom. Show your love of mushrooms, toadstools and graphic descriptions of the President's genitals with this Mario and President Donald J Trump inspired design.

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember. Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Take Me To The Beach So I can Be With My People Mermaid Greeting Card

Take Me To The Beach So I can Be With My People Mermaid Greeting Card

Take me to the beach so I can be with my people. Show that you long to be reunited with your mer-fam in this funny beach inspired design.

I Want A Partner Who Challenges Me Greeting Card

I Want A Partner Who Challenges Me Greeting Card

I want a partner who challenges me...expect when I'm tired. Or Hungry. Or sad. Show that you're down for a challenge as long as you've have a nap and a snack with this funny relationship themed design.

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

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