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Penis Humor Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 900 Penis Humor Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Live Your Best 90s Fantasy With Our Lisa Frank Inspired Designs

These Gifts Will Make The Recipient Take A Second Look

These Aren't Suitable For Work But They're Suitable For Laughs

Jokes Humor Christmas Funny Memes Puns Parody Sassy Animals Food Cats Nsfw Christmas Cards Nerds Funny Christmas Cards Funny Greeting Card Dads Animal Puns Anime Raccoons

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My humor is campy. Show your love of the outdoors and camp humor with this funny pun inspired design.

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey, it's ya bot. Get ready for ya boi the robot with this current meme and vintage robot inspired design.

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom. Show your love of mushrooms, toadstools and graphic descriptions of the President's genitals with this Mario and President Donald J Trump inspired design.

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Stuff Me Daddy Taco Greeting Card

Stuff Me Daddy Taco Greeting Card

Just an empty taco shell waiting to be stuffed. Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this, "Stuff Me Daddy" taco design. Perfect for loving tacos, NSFW jokes, being kinky and getting filled with toppings.

Life is F***ing Relentless Greeting Card

Life is F***ing Relentless Greeting Card

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

You're as Hype as Rock Lee Taking Off His Weights Greeting Card

You're as Hype as Rock Lee Taking Off His Weights Greeting Card

Because every anime fan, whether or not they're still Naruto fans, know the hypest moment in anime was Rock Lee taking off his weights in his match against Gaara. Give this to a special person who is the living embodiment of this moment, whether or not they're anime fans. If they don't get the joke then are they really worth your time?

I'd Guac a Thousand Miles Greeting Card

I'd Guac a Thousand Miles Greeting Card

Make your way downtown to hand this to your special someone!

Would Rather Be Hibernating Greeting Card

Would Rather Be Hibernating Greeting Card

The winter season does wear on us sometimes to the point that we wish we could hibernate and sleep the winter away! Bring us the sun and warmth April, we're ready for it! For the sleeping enthusiasts and bear lovers.

Merry Flex-mas Greeting Card

Merry Flex-mas Greeting Card

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor greeting card! Flex those x-mas muscles and rip open some presents!

Drinking Wine And Feline Fine Greeting Card

Drinking Wine And Feline Fine Greeting Card

Show off your love of wine and cats with this feline humor, cat pun, wine lover's, drunk humor greeting card! Get drunk but stay classy, just like the elegant, wine drinking cat of your dreams!

Art School Dropout Greeting Card

Art School Dropout Greeting Card

Show off your super sick drawing skills with this art school dropout, college inspired, art humor, stick figure greeting card! Now is your chance to get a laugh out of your art school friends and brag about your artistic talent!

Life Is Ruff Corgi Greeting Card

Life Is Ruff Corgi Greeting Card

Sometimes you just gotta take a nap cuz life is rough. Show off your tiredness with this funny, "Life Is Ruff" corgi design! Perfect for corgi humor, dog lovers, napping, life jokes and feeling tired like a sleepy puppy!

Stay High Greeting Card

Stay High Greeting Card

Sometimes you've just gotta stay high and keep the vibes blowing -- I mean going... and work on your own wellness!

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

Show off your love of tacos and your dirty sense of humor with this, "Taco Dirty To Me" taco design with a flushed facial expression. Perfect for food puns, taco lovers, and dirty minds.

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