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Browse our collection of 67 Penis Pillows . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.

Color Blind Test ( Penis ) Pillow Pillow

Color Blind Test ( Penis ) Pillow Pillow

Test your tired eyes with this crude color blind test. Surprise your friends with this secret that only some of your friends will see.

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow

Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow

Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow

Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!

Banana penis pattern Pillow

Banana penis pattern Pillow

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Pillow

Unicorn Penis Pattern Pillow

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Pillow

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Pillow

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Penis Christmas Cookies Pattern Pillow

Penis Christmas Cookies Pattern Pillow

Merry Dickmas! Get wild this holiday season with these suggestive sugar cookies.

Princess Penis Pattern Pillow

Princess Penis Pattern Pillow

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Pop Art Penis Pattern Pillow

Pop Art Penis Pattern Pillow

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Rainbow Pillow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

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