Patterned Hooded Sweatshirts

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the hilarious and quirky Butt Mushroom Pattern Tee! This shirt is perfect for those who have a great sense of humor and aren't afraid to show it off. The pattern is eye-catching and fun, featuring a bunch of cute mushroom butts all over the shirt. The tee is sure to be a conversation starter wherever you go, making it the perfect addition to any wardrobe. Whether you're hanging out with friends, going on a date, or just running errands, this tee is sure to turn heads and put a smile on everyone's face. The design is also perfect for those who love nature and all of its quirks. Don't miss out on your chance to bring some laughter and joy to your wardrobe with the Butt Mushroom Pattern Tee! So, grab it today and spread the laughter among your friends and family.

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Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Onigiri lovers unite with this adorable pattern! These Japanese rice balls are a great treat for both the stomach and eyes! Aesthetically pleasing AND tasty!

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Fishcakes for breakfast, fishcakes for lunch, fishcakes for dinner, you can never have enough fish cakes! Narutomaki is both delicious AND adorable, so why not show your appreciation with this cute narutomaki pattern?

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Do you like spiders? do you like spiderman? Well you're in for a treat! Spiderman, into the spiderverse, did a fantastic job showing off all the spideys, and even won an an award! In celebration, Here's an arachnid pattern of [mostly] real life spiders with the colors of the various spidey's from the movie!

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Every day is pajama day! And with this design you can take pajamas wherever you go whether you're allowed to wear them or not. Fight the fashion oppressors!

Enjoy this aztec themed American Pride shirt on the fourth of July. Show your pride!

Show your love of good bud with this Leaf Pattern tee.

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Why stop at eight planets when you can have dozens? Surround yourself with the wonders of space and show off your love of astronomy!

Why stop at eight planets when you can have dozens? Surround yourself with the wonders of space and show off your love of astronomy!

Owls are awesome, and so is this very intricate and awesome artistic design. So get your owl gear on and get ready to make everyone around you to turn their head 360 to watch you walk past. It's a hoot and owls are great!

Are you a fan of hot dogs, sausages, or any long, meaty confections? Then this Glizzy Pattern t-shirt is perfect for you! Turn heads with this eye-catching design that showcases your love for glizzies! Wear it to the neighborhood cookout, a music festival, or a sporting event and make a bold statement. This shirt is not only stylish, but it's conversation starter too! Who knows? Someone just might offer to split a glizzy with you. So, why wait? Show off your love for glizzies with this trendy shirt and let the world know that you're a true glizzy enthusiast. Everyone loves a good pun, and wearing the Glizzy Pattern shirt is a fun and playful way to express your love for everyone's favorite meaty treat. Get yours now and join the rank of fellow glizzy aficionados.