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Nsfw Blankets

Browse our collection of 57 Nsfw Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this , st patricks day, dick, , nsfw pattern design!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

F*** All Y'all Old School Tattoo Blanket

F*** All Y'all Old School Tattoo Blanket

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket

Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Penis Plants Pattern Blanket

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

Rainbow Vulva Bouquet Blanket

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and , flirty, smiley face booty design.

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Blanket

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Get sassy this Halloween with the coolest ghosts in town.

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

Hotter Than A Witch's Tit Blanket

"Hotter Than A Witch's Tit" is a little expression that means it's so hot outside, you practically melt. And also, the witches have nice boobs. This 50's pinup witch is giving beach vibes and wait till the moon rise.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

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