Murder Ornaments

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! - Tonya. White Lotus guest and lovable bimbo Tanya Mcquoid-Hunt had some memorable quotes this season, and *spoiler alert* may she Rest In Peace :'( valentina mike white tanya mcquoid-hunt white lotus white lotus names white lotus guests white lotus season 2 tonya white lotus jennifer coolidge jennifer coolidge fan italian lucia greco white lotus gifts white lotus fan vacation gifts travel parody yoga lover pop culture gits comedy tv parody resort and spa these gays! they're trying to murder me!

Slay, Scream! Get sickening with this twist on on horror Halloween classic.

Slay, Scream! Get sickening with this twist on on horror Halloween classic.

Death and Kitty. The Grim Reaper's favorite animal must be cats because they are deadly little agents of murder. Show your love for cute skulls and cute cats with this design.

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Ain't no better time than a getting comfy with your furry friend and watching some true crime documentaries. Come get a friend to join you on a cozy and chill night with this cute design!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

The white murder death falls upon us once more... Why does the chilly winter air have to make even the smallest chores so much more difficult!? Just let me bring in my groceries without freezing my tata's off, Winter!! Is that so much to ask!?

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!