Lord Socks

Whoah there pal, better watch yourself, you're not messing with an angry coconut, I'm a heckin hedge lord! Show the world you don't give a DANG with this cute, spikey hedgehog design!

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister. Show you believe in the holy commandment of "Sisters before Misters" with this funny sister inspired design.

Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, always, forever... so that makes him a time lord, right!? He totally is and nobody can convince me otherwise. This design is great for fans of the Doctor Who Series who also love Jesus!!

Lord Bless Me With Anime Tiddies, in comic sans, a masterpiece.

Stand up, speak out, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Show off your love of queer, black feminist activist Audre Lorde with this, "Your Silence Will Not Protect You" famous quote design. Perfect for protests, activism, and fighting for equality.

Oh lord he ponderin' the orb! Show off your love for memes, nerdy stuff and pondering your orb with this funny, pondering the orb meme, parody design.

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Nothing beats the friendship between a stubborn dwarf and a clever elf. Elrond and King Durin, Legolas and Gimli, Kili and Tauriel. Which friend are you? Gift this design to your other middle earth half!

Nothing beats the friendship between a stubborn dwarf and a clever elf. Elrond and King Durin, Legolas and Gimli, Kili and Tauriel. Which friend are you? Gift this design to your other middle earth half!

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

For the fiercest, furriest Sith Lords in the galaxy! This Star Wars/corgi mashup is perfect for dog-loving Sith Lords!

Living the Hobbit Life. Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). Smoking and chatting with wizards, gardening, going on the occasional adventure - sign me up. bilbo legolas anti diet the hobbit nerds tolkien hobbits lord of the rings fandom lord of the rings parody lotr lord of the rings elves dorks hobbit meals foodies lord of the rings jokes hobbit life the simple life j. r. r.

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

Fool of a took! Gandalf always be messing around with Pip and Merry! This is one of the great wizard's most memorable quotes, and now you can wear it!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

"Sorry! I don't want any adventures, thank you. Not Today. Good morning! But please come to tea -- any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Good bye!" I Love My Hobbit Garden too much! Hobbits have a remarkably green thumb, do you?

The Sandman's main character is Dream, the titular Sandman, also known to various characters throughout the series as Morpheus, Oneiros, the Shaper, the Shaper of Form, Lord of the Dreaming, the Dream King, Dream-Sneak, the Cat of Dreams, Murphy, Kai'ckul and Lord L'Zoril, who is the anthropomorphic personification of dreams. Show off your knowledge of this dark fantasy comic, and now Netflix show!

"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." Bilbo Baggins says, "Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!" Celebrate having tea on the kettle, a good book, and a cozy home with this Hobbit inspired design. bilbo baggins hobbit garden gardening lord of the rings quotes bilbo baggins quotes live like a hobbit cottage core cottagecore hobbit j. r. r.

Come on, the chemistry between Frodo and Sam? Between Boromir and Aragorn? Between Bilbo and Thorin? The second you started shipping them was the moment you knew. Hobbits are gay and no one can convince me otherwise. For those whose Lord of the Rings who want to show off their gay pride and nerd pride, this one's for you!

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Give thanks for Christ has risen! Show thanks to your Lord and savior with this funny, sassy design featuring an illustration of Jesus emerging from his tomb and the phrase "Cash Me Outside, Howbow Dah?!?

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

As Bilbo himself once said, "For All Hobbits Share A Love of Things That Grow." Perfect for folks who liken themselves to hobbit gardeners, or maybe have the green thumb and not the massive hairy feet. Show off your Middle Earth fashion with this LOTR inspired design!

Team Rhysand! Since book 1 baby, Tammy is a lil insecure furry boi, no thanks. I need a proper sarcastic, devilishly handsome, and cunning High Lord.

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

Introducing the ultimate sock for fans of The Lord of the Rings trilogy - the "Fly You Fools" Gandalf! With Gandalf's epic quote emblazoned on the side, you'll feel like you're part of the Fellowship on their perilous journey to defeat Sauron. Whether you're an avid fan or just love a good pop culture reference, these socks will make a perfect addition to your wardrobe. Plus, the little Gandalf art on the side adds an extra touch of magic to your everyday wear. These socks are like a secret signal for all the true LOTR fans out there. So why wait? Get your "Fly You Fools" Gandalf socks now and let your feet do the talking!

Be A Rhysand in a World Full of Tamlins, please. I need a proper sarcastic, devilishly handsome, and cunning High Lord.

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

ya'll doggies need JESUS! Each time a cat purrs, an angel gets it's wings, so pet away, my friends! These little furry angelic beings are truly servicing the world and the lord with their existence.