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Honk Humor Sassy Blankets

Browse our collection of 27 Honk Humor Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

28 Gifts For The Friend Who's Entire Vocabulary Are Puns

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Sassy Funny Sarcasm Jokes Adulting Anxiety Introvert Memes Self Deprecating Sleep Activism Adult Cats Healthcare Introverts Ironic Lazy Life Nerds Parody

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

You're full of making great points, show off your wisdom with this "Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk" meme design! Perfect for going on a rant, being sassy, and sharing your thoughts!

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

You better leaf me alone or you'll deal with the Monstera! Show off your sassy plant humor with this plant pun design featuring an illustration of a monstera leaf that looks like an angry monster with teeth! Perfect for loving plants, leaves, and feeling sassy.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

My Hip Hurts Blanket

My Hip Hurts Blanket

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket

The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket

Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

F*** Around And Find Sprout Blanket

F*** Around And Find Sprout Blanket

When you're gardening, farming, or foraging sometimes you've just gotta F*** around and find sprout! Show off your sassy love of plants with this funny meme inspired design!

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Bee Booties Blanket

Bee Booties Blanket

These booties are buzz worthy! Show off your love of bees and butts with this cute and fun, bee booties!

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Get ready to make shark week every week with this funny, "Jaw Ready For This?" 90s jam parody design! Perfect for song parodies, shark puns, shark lovers, partying, animal humor, and expressing your sharkness!

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired blanket! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

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