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Goose Pattern Stockings

Browse our collection of 193 Goose Pattern Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Naughty Goose Stocking

Naughty Goose Stocking

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Goose Pop Art Stocking

Goose Pop Art Stocking

Honk your way to victory with this Andy Warhol inspired goose pop art pattern! Show off your love for geese while being stylish all at the same time!

Happy Honkmas Goose Stocking

Happy Honkmas Goose Stocking

HONKY HOLIDAYS. Celebrate the Christmas season with this, "Happy Honkmas" goose design. Perfect for holiday parties, Christmas lovers, and goose puns!

Honk Honk Honk Santa Goose Stocking

Honk Honk Honk Santa Goose Stocking

Honk with Christmas cheer with this funny, "Honk Honk Honk" Christmas, goose parody design with an illustration of a goose dressed as Santa! Perfect for being a goofy goose, honking, and animal puns.

Jingle Bell Honk (Goose Parody) Stocking

Jingle Bell Honk (Goose Parody) Stocking

It's Jingle Bell Honk the goose do it every year. Show off your love for holiday classics, goose honking memes and the holiday season with this funny and festive jingle bell honk shirt.

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

GameBee Pattern Stocking

GameBee Pattern Stocking

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Keep cosy and covered with this winter theme, snowflake pattern design! Perfect for the colder months, loving snow, and seasonal social responsibility!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

Are you ready to feal NYAstolgic?? These cats remember what it was like strutting around with a pawkman, listening to clawsettes, calling people on your mewkia, and of course the jingle "be kind, rewind" before returning your vhs to blockpawster.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

HapYEE FALL everyone! This fall pattern is perfect for those who are a cowboy at heart! Express your love of the countryside and the fall season!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Cats And Candy Corn Pattern Stocking

Cats And Candy Corn Pattern Stocking

Halloween is the season for black cats and candy corn! Equally omens of possible unluckiness, because we all know candy corn is nasty....right?

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

round, squeaky, and adorable! These little desert rain frogs may be small, but they have a huge attitude! Adorably feisty, if you're a fan of frogs, this is the product for you!

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