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Browse our collection of 102 Get Paid Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Get A Grip Ornament

Get A Grip Ornament

C'mon get a hold of yourself! Grab your harness, carabiner and chalk and get up that wall with this dorky rock climbing pun showing off some neat looking holds.

Let's Get Smashed Ornament

Let's Get Smashed Ornament

If you're gonna smash more than pumpkins this halloween then this shirt is for you! Perfect for getting wasted Halloween style! This festive shirt features the phrase "let's get smashed" and a smiling jack-o-lantern flanked on both sides by cans of spooky spider beer. Perfect for pumpkin lovers, Halloween parties, drinking and getting wasted with friends, and trick-or-treating!

Talk Shit Get Spit Ornament

Talk Shit Get Spit Ornament

Don't piss off the llama. You've been warned. Try talking shit and you'll find out what'll happen (you get spit on).

Let Us Get Elevated Ornament

Let Us Get Elevated Ornament

Greetings to you, earthlings! Let us all get elevated and process brain memories to formulate theories together.

Retrowave Let's Get Spoopy Ornament

Retrowave Let's Get Spoopy Ornament

Get totally spoopy this Halloween with this rad jack o lantern halloween design inspired by 80s retrowave and big silly spooky vibes.

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Ornament

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Ornament

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Let's Get Wilde (Oscar Wilde) Ornament

Let's Get Wilde (Oscar Wilde) Ornament

Aw yeah, let's get Wilde! Channel your inner Oscar wilde and live loud, sassy, and flamboyantly with this nerdy pun!

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Ornament

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Ornament

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Ornament

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Ornament

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

I'm On PTO Don't Talk to Me Ornament

I'm On PTO Don't Talk to Me Ornament

When it's time off its time to frick off. Get some space from work with this funny antiwork design.

How Much EXP Do I Get For This Ornament

How Much EXP Do I Get For This Ornament

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

Getting Fits So I can Sits Ornament

Getting Fits So I can Sits Ornament

I can't fits, so i don't sits :( This chubby kitty has a goal, and isn't going to give up on their dreams of fitting into that cardboard box. They are great encouragement for all those fitness fanatics!

Get In Loser, We Gon' Die (black) Ornament

Get In Loser, We Gon' Die (black) Ornament

As they say, "Here for a good time, not a long time.

Get In Loser, We Gon' Die (white) Ornament

Get In Loser, We Gon' Die (white) Ornament

As they say, "Here for a good time, not a long time.

I Can't Get Shit Done I Keep Pro-Caffeinating Ornament

I Can't Get Shit Done I Keep Pro-Caffeinating Ornament

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!

Merry Christmas Bitches Ornament

Merry Christmas Bitches Ornament

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

"Top Of the Morning" Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

"Top Of the Morning" Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

Let's get this shit! top of the morning! top of the morning! top of the morning! top o- Get some laughs with this funny thank you bag parody!

Burger Collie Ornament

Burger Collie Ornament

You've all heard of Border Collies, now get ready for Burger Collies! A new breed that looks absolutely adorable and healthy (for the soul). Get your own Burger Collie today!

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Medicated And Happy Ornament

Medicated And Happy Ornament

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

Hallow-Weed Ornament

Hallow-Weed Ornament

Happy Hallow-weed! Get spooky and stoned this Halloween with this Hallow-Weed design!

Deck My Halls Daddy Ornament

Deck My Halls Daddy Ornament

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Goodbye Earth Travel Poster Ornament

Goodbye Earth Travel Poster Ornament

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this funny travel poster parody is for you!

I'm Only Here For The Cranberry Sauce Ornament

I'm Only Here For The Cranberry Sauce Ornament

Listen the families and friends part of this is more of a formality. We all know we're here for the delicious carb loaded sides, so lets be thankful for that. Get some laughs around the table be it a friendsgiving or a family thanksgiving with this funny design meant for cranberry sauce lovers.

Cluck Around & Find Out Ornament

Cluck Around & Find Out Ornament

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this funny sassy chicken pun!

Toast My Buns Ornament

Toast My Buns Ornament

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

Thick Thighs Save Lives - Turkey Ornament

Thick Thighs Save Lives - Turkey Ornament

Why are turkeys so damn thicc?? Get your turkey tummy ready this holiday season with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" turkey leg tee!

Sun's Out Guns Out Ornament

Sun's Out Guns Out Ornament

The sun's out so it's time to get those guns out! Show off your sexy swole under the sun with this design!

If I'm Moody Give Me Foody Ornament

If I'm Moody Give Me Foody Ornament

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

I'm Not Looking For Any Beef I'm Vegan Ornament

I'm Not Looking For Any Beef I'm Vegan Ornament

Vegans are not out seeking out any beef with anyone. They come in peace. Get this design so you can make your point to doubters!

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