Funny Blankets

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!

I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

Unless it's a nap, it's gonna be a no for me. Show off your laziness and love for napping with this funny and sassy, lazy home decor blanket.

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny blanket / home decor.

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Hanukkah is Lit! And so is this Menorah. This is a great gift for those special 8 days of the year, and it's sure to make those you celebrate with smile!

Who run the world? Squirrels! If someone who asks you who run the world show off that it's squirrels (and girls of course) with this cute and funny, who run the world, squirrels parody blanket/ home decor!

He may be the president but he's still not my president and I don't stand with him or his supporters. Take a stand against everything Trump and his followers support with this sassy and liberal blanket/home decor that's stained with the tears of trump supporters.

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!

Unfazed by your bullshit, to the moon and back I'm so done with you. Be fed up with life and relationships with this funny pun worthy design.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

How about you duck around and find out! Get rowdy with this cute and sassy, duck pun shirt!