Fortune Telling Casual Totes

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Let's compare charts! Share your love of astrology with this, "Tell Me Your Sun, Moon, Rising" astro, retro design. Perfect for loving stars, charts, and all things occult.

Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Screw that!

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap art to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

The world is full of important things that need your attention. Fortunately, it's more full of huskies that need hugs and pets and kisses. Tell all those other so-called "important things" where your priorities lie.

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true, there is something beyond The World. It can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-worldly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t. universe the truth is out there i want to believe space alien solar system galactic stars tarot deck e.t.

The good Boy Tarot is certainly a card that predicts good fortune and love! Clearly, that love is going to come from a dog! What better way to receive such affection!?

Life only give us challenges we can handle. Fortunately, some of us look better doing it. Not this guy; the genetics lottery wasn't too generous to our friend here. There's nothing like a drag to filter the anxieties of life.

Cancer, the sign that is ruled by The Moon, is basically the sign of the Witches. Cancer witches are dedicated, good, and their craft is always for the benefit of the people.

Find Solace In The Stars, they'll always show you the way home. Celestial magic witches and astronomers, this one's for you!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid upon her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy and active mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Living My Gay Fairytale!

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Confession...you're my critical crush! Tell your crush how you feel with this cute, "You're My Critical Crush" Dungeons and Dragons inspired valentine. Perfect for DnD lovers and crushes!

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Mercury is out of Retrograde and I'm Still Depressed, dafuq? I thought everything was totally gonna be okay now... wait till my therapist hears this.

What's Your Sign Babe? The planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your love for all things witchy and astrology with this occult design! what's your sign babe? what's your sign celestial horoscopes zodiac sign zodiac signs horoscope horoscope sign horoscope girl zodiac obsessed astrology astrology girl astrology sign astrology witch zodiac predictions fortunes witch occult astrological signs horoscope prediction psychic psychic witch celestial witch what's your sign babe?

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism pro choice feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

It'sa me! The Star Tarot! This tells me that you will inspired in the near future ... perhaps to break out some old video games and let yourself have a little joy?

Flowers are friends! Tell your Best Bud how perfect their petals are in this super adorable floral design.

I have a great joke about HIPAA but I can't tell you. Show your love of medical humor with this funny nurse inspired design.

While the methods may not be the most diplomatic, chaotic baking is still a way of baking. Don't let the haters tell you otherwise.

You are as beautiful as this rose. Elegant, alluring, sharp, dangerous, and brave. Don't ever let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Ribbit! Ya hear that? I love ya! Tell someone just how deep your love is with this froggy design.

Do you have a lazy cat? Tell the people how much you adore your lazy cat with this purrfectly adorable design.

A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!