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Emo Kid Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 167 Emo Kid Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Make Mom Laugh With These Silly Mother's Day Cards

Mail Mom A Cute Card This Mother's Day

Rock Around The Christmas Tree With These Funny Ornaments

Emo 90s Goth Retro Christmas Funny Kids Moms Memes Mom Nostalgia Parody Jokes 80s Puns Dads Magic Punk Sailor Moon Sassy

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Watch out sad boys, the Emo Himbo is coming for your sad reputation. Show that you're both hot and emotional - no thoughts, just feelings.

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Finding Emo Greeting Card

Finding Emo Greeting Card

You'll never understand me Dad! Show that emo isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle, with this funny finding Nemo parody design.

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Have the opposite of a holly and jolly holiday with this funny, Angsty Emo ho ho Emo Holiday greeting card! Look festive and moody as you please!

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty the snow emo was a dark and tortured soul! Show off your love for the holidays as well as for being angsty and emo with this funny holiday greeting card design that's an emo twist on a christmas classic!

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.

The Holidays Get Me Emo-tional Greeting Card

The Holidays Get Me Emo-tional Greeting Card

The Holiday seasons get me all EMO-tional. Show off your emo side this holiday season by gifting this funny emo, holiday, festive greeting card.

Have Another Kid They Said Greeting Card

Have Another Kid They Said Greeting Card

Have another kid, they said. The second ones always easier, they said. Show that people are full of lies with this funny second-time parent inspired design.

Mess with the Kid, You Get the Squid Greeting Card

Mess with the Kid, You Get the Squid Greeting Card

You're a kid now! You're a squid now! Reclaim your turf with this Splatoon-inspired card featuring a cute Inkling!

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid Greeting Card

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid Greeting Card

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

Space Is Black Like My Soul Emo Parody Greeting Card

Space Is Black Like My Soul Emo Parody Greeting Card

Space is black, like my soul. In space no one can hear you screamo! Show off your nerdy space plus emo side with this emo, space pun greeting card!

I Love My Kids (Goat) Greeting Card

I Love My Kids (Goat) Greeting Card

It's Mothers day and I gotta show my love for my kids!! Show some love for baby goats with this cute pun!

My Kids Walk All Over Me Greeting Card

My Kids Walk All Over Me Greeting Card

My kids walk all over me. Show that all your kids have four paws and they walk all over you with this design inspired by proud fur baby parents.

Got Naughty Kids In My Bag Swag Greeting Card

Got Naughty Kids In My Bag Swag Greeting Card

Got naughty kids in my bag, swag. Show your love of krampus this holiday season with this Beyonce parody inspired design.

My Mom Raised The Best Kids Ever True Story Greeting Card

My Mom Raised The Best Kids Ever True Story Greeting Card

This Mom Raised The Best Kid Ever True Story. Show your mom that you're proud she was able to raise you and your siblings to be the most excellent people to ever exist with this funny Mother's Day design.

Protect Trans Kids White Print Greeting Card

Protect Trans Kids White Print Greeting Card

Transgender rights are human rights and they are being put at stake! Fight against trans discrimination and fight for transgender protection, especially for trans youth in schools! Resist with this lgbtqia, trans pride, protest, anti-trump shirt!

I Love You Like A Kid Loves Book Fair Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Kid Loves Book Fair Greeting Card

I love you like a kid loves a book fair. Show your loved ones you care for them with the same intensity that a small child loves a book fair with this funny book lovers inspired design.

I Love You Like A Kid Loves Book Fair Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Kid Loves Book Fair Greeting Card

I love you like a kid loves a book fair. Show your loved ones you care for them with the same intensity that a small child loves a book fair with this funny book lovers inspired design.

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Greeting Card

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Greeting Card

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Bake in the emo feels this holiday season with this, "Cut my life into pieces, this in my last resort" gingerbread parody design! Perfect for celebrating Christmas, making cookies, and being emo.

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Greeting Card

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Greeting Card

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas, just like the one for us emoooooosss! This elf on the shelf went emo, so I suppose you could call them, emo on the shelf... tired of all this annoying holiday cheer? Here's a Christmas design that will satisfy the emos around the world!

Crycodile Crocodile Greeting Card

Crycodile Crocodile Greeting Card

Crocodile tears for the sad crocs out there...show it's okay to cry with this cute, "Crycodile" crying crocodile design, perfect for reptile lovers, animal puns, being sad, emo, and crocodile puns.

Joy To The World, Mihoy Minoy Greeting Card

Joy To The World, Mihoy Minoy Greeting Card

Doodlebob is here, singing his favorite christmas music! With Such Classics as, The Little Mehoy Boy, Mehoynolph the rednosed Minoy, and Mehoying around the Christminoy.

Welcome to the Quack Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Quack Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Quack Parade. Show your love for 2000's emo music, mallard ducks and puns.

Keep Calm And Be A Mom Greeting Card

Keep Calm And Be A Mom Greeting Card

Sure, the kid just threw a biscuit at the waitress and stuck a noodle up their nose, but KEEP CALM! Do what you do best, and be a mom! You'll get yourself and your kids through the day!

Welcome to the Cat Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Cat Parade Greeting Card

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Goth AF Greeting Card

Goth AF Greeting Card

Embrace the darkness and be bold with this, "Goth AF" thorny red rose design! Perfect for being goth as F***, emo, and gifts for the goth in your life.

You're A Regular Decorated Emergency Parody Greeting Card

You're A Regular Decorated Emergency Parody Greeting Card

You're a regular decorated emergency. I'm talking about a Christmas tree! Show off your love for emo, punk rock early 2000's music and the holidays by gifting this emo lyric, holiday parody holiday greeting card!

Welcome to the Honk Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Honk Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Honk Parade. Show your love for 2000's emo music, Geese and puns with this Goose design.

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