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Nugs not drugs! Who needs drugs when you've got chicken nuggets and maybe some 90s purple ketchup to go with 'em. You can smoke your weed and all that, but I'm gonna party with some Mickey D's and BBQ chickey nugs. Thug life is nug life.

If you really had to choose, which would you pick? Definitely pugs! Dogs are the best, after all, and they're always good for you too. Pugs (and hugs, and pug hugs!) not drugs! Chill with your weed if you want, I'm livin' the pug life.

Hey man, there's lots of things better than drugs- such as complete sarcastic indifference. Grab this ironic design and let the world fall off your back each time you shrug. Or don't. It's whatever.

Show off your bag full of drugs in this funny tote and raise some eyebrows.

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

Show whomever is concerned, that this is definitely NOT a bag full of drugs, obviously! Perfect for getting strange looks, potentially getting caught by the police with actual drugs, and being ironically high on life!

Show off your bag full of drugs in this funny tote and raise some eyebrows.

Show off your bag full of drugs in this funny tote and raise some eyebrows.

Introducing the perfect tote bag for all of your everyday carry needs - especially your definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs! This cheeky and hilarious tote bag is sure to turn heads, start conversations, and most importantly, make it crystal clear that there are absolutely no illicit substances hiding inside. With this bag on your shoulder, you can walk the streets with confidence, knowing that no one will mistake you for a drug dealer. Whether you're headed to work, running errands, or just making a statement, this bag is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh. So go ahead and embrace your inner jokester with this playful and eye-catching tote - because let's face it, life is too short to be serious all the time. Order yours today!

Bruh, it's rainbow! Experience the world in technicolor with this marijuana inspired pattern!

We all need to take some time to look after our minds, couldn't name a better way than a lil' bit of shrooms to take off some of the edge in life, chillout and be kind to your mind! mushroom.

Sometimes you've just gotta stay high and keep the vibes blowing -- I mean going... and work on your own wellness!

Me-wow, this hits different! Check out these pastel rainbow kittens in this trippy design! What's better than cute cats and weed - nothing! Stoners and cat people everywhere, this is the design for you...

Keep your "weed money" (or, seriously, keep your weed money) in this labeled little bag! Perfect for being an ironic or unironic stoner, loving cannabis or just getting strange looks from people in public!

Don't trip over this multiheaded snake slithering between some groovy mushrooms, dawg.

Drinking Sizzurp. Sippin' on purple drank!

Me-wow, this hits different! Check out these pastel rainbow kittens in this trippy design! What's better than cute cats and weed - nothing! Stoners and cat people everywhere, this is the design for you...

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Unicorn visions and bad decisions. Show you love magical creatures and poor judgment with this good vibes inspired design.

We are here for a good time, not a long time! Select your poison of choice with this very intoxicating design!

Get groovy with this funky mushroom that's having a grand ol trippy time. Perfect for lighting one up and vibing at the end of the day.

Hi, friend, I'm the designated high friend that always has their head up in the clouds. If you're also this type of friend, what are you waiting for? Come order this design asap!

You know what E.T. stands for right? Extra Turnt-UP. Get to all the way to Galaxy 420 with this spacey weed design!

Sometimes you've just gotta stay high and keep the vibes blowing -- I mean going... and work on your own wellness!

Anybody want some free hugs- sorry, I meant slugs? Show your enthusiasm for all things slimy and and squirmy with this punny twist on "free drugs/hugs" jokes!

Hey! You know I got the goods. That's right- one pure mollusk eating leaves and secreting slime. Interested? Show your enthusiasm for all things slug with this punny design!

I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird! Sometimes when I'm out partying, at the club, at school, in class, working, shopping, or at the gym, my strange idiosyncrasies will turn heads and people think I've been smoking a marijuana cigarette or something but I don't do drugs, I'm just a crazy random weirdo!

Who doesn't want to get high and look at frogs? Have you SEEN frogs? Find your best buds and admire the ribbiting world of frogs with this funny funky design!

peace the F*** out with this funny and crass design for those who wanna check out in style.

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.