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Derpy Snail Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 31 Derpy Snail Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Give Em' Shell Snail Greeting Card

Give Em' Shell Snail Greeting Card

This snail ain't messing around. Give em' shell with this funny, snail pun design! Featuring an illustration of a satanic snail from hell on fire with a pitchfork.

"SnHey Y'all" Snail Greeting Card

"SnHey Y'all" Snail Greeting Card

What's a snail say as a greeting? "Sn-HEY Y'ALL!" Make your first impression a punny one with this cute play on the word snail that shell make others love goo.

Take It Easy Groovy Snail Greeting Card

Take It Easy Groovy Snail Greeting Card

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Derpy Llerma Greeting Card

Derpy Llerma Greeting Card

The softest llama of them all, the llerma! Show off your love of llamas, silly pronunciation, and funny animals with this hand-drawn llama design!

Derpy Sonic Sernic Hadgehorg Greeting Card

Derpy Sonic Sernic Hadgehorg Greeting Card

Gotta go ferst. must defet eggnog. save hole wurl.

Krermpers Derpy Krampus Greeting Card

Krermpers Derpy Krampus Greeting Card

Hoi, am krermpers, do you have any naughty children to spare? No...? What about some of those cookies? Santa doesn't need ALL of them...

Screm Derpy Parody Greeting Card

Screm Derpy Parody Greeting Card

Omg I lurve Screm! Show off your love for derpy meets, horror and slashers with this funny, derpy parody "SCREM" design.

Derpy Bigfert Sasquatch Greeting Card

Derpy Bigfert Sasquatch Greeting Card

Ermahgerd you found Bigfert! Show off your love of all things cryptid, silly, and sasquatch with this funny, "Bigfert" simple line drawing design of Bigfoot!

Werm Derpy Worm Greeting Card

Werm Derpy Worm Greeting Card

Ermahgerd I lerve dert. Be the best Werm you can be with this, funny, derpy worm design. Perfect for loving dirt, earth, plants, nature, animals, and worms!

Gurzzle Burr derpy grizzly bear Greeting Card

Gurzzle Burr derpy grizzly bear Greeting Card

ermegerd, it's a gurzzle burr! Them eat salmon, git big and round for the winter. Such derp, very fluff.

Sheber Derpy Shiba Greeting Card

Sheber Derpy Shiba Greeting Card

Ermahgerd, it's a Sheber! This Shiba is in a silly goofy mood.

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

F*** The Police Frog Greeting Card

F*** The Police Frog Greeting Card

Frog riding a snail, what sins will they commit?! Can't stop, wont stop, the laws mean NOTHING to this amphibian! Onwards, mighty steed!

Snek Greeting Card

Snek Greeting Card

Hiss hiss, am snek. I'm here to slither my way into your heart. Great for lovers of derpy snakes and animals!

Perpy Derg Greeting Card

Perpy Derg Greeting Card

Ermergerd perpy derg! I may be a little doofy, but I'm your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I love you to the ends of the world and back!

I Love You Snaily Much Greeting Card

I Love You Snaily Much Greeting Card

I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!

Lerk Ners Mernster Greeting Card

Lerk Ners Mernster Greeting Card

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

Ret Greeting Card

Ret Greeting Card

Am ret, gib cheese. Am no pest, am best friend! Am adorable and intelligent, plz luv me.

I Dino A Lot of Things Greeting Card

I Dino A Lot of Things Greeting Card

Idk, I just dino a lot of things. Show off your sense of derp and dinosaur puns with this funny, derby dino greeting card design.

Dergin Greeting Card

Dergin Greeting Card

Am here for princess, plz gib. What? No, we're just going out for a cup of coffee, do i look like i'm capable of burning villages and eating farm animals?

Ruhcoon Greeting Card

Ruhcoon Greeting Card

This trash boy is sillier than most. If you love cute raccoons and being goofy, this is the design for you!

Slugs & Hugs Greeting Card

Slugs & Hugs Greeting Card

Send your love in the most gobliny way with this adorable invertebrate design, perfect for well wishing and putting out some good slimy wholesome vibes and you wander a forest seeking mushrooms, frogs, and other grungy treasures.

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

This funny greeting card features a vintage illustration of slugs, strawberries and some other outdoorsy junk along with the phrase "I think it's cool that you're into nature and shit." Give this to your friends to let them know that you appreciate their love for camping. You could also give it to someone who's bits you want to get at to show how super rad and interesting you think they are.

Chick Off The Old Bawk Greeting Card

Chick Off The Old Bawk Greeting Card

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Immature Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

Mess With The Ribbit, You Get The Shivvit Greeting Card

Mess With The Ribbit, You Get The Shivvit Greeting Card

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

You're Weird I Like You Greeting Card

You're Weird I Like You Greeting Card

Being called out by someone as weird as you is one of the best compliments in the world. It's rare to connect on a derpy level so let that person know with this wholesome melting smile design.

You're a Great Mom! Greeting Card

You're a Great Mom! Greeting Card

There are few moms out there who are as great as yours! show you mom just how great she is with another symbol of greatness, the great white shark. She's sure to feel the love and appreciate the derpy joke with this hilariously thoughtful mother's day card.

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