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Cottage Whore Ornaments

Browse our collection of 32 Cottage Whore Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Cottage Whore Ornament

Cottage Whore Ornament

Cottage Whore, or cottagecore whore for foraging spores. Yunno - just woodland faerie shit.

Only A Whore For My Spores Ornament

Only A Whore For My Spores Ornament

Only A Whore For My Spores! The spore of a mushroom contains all of the necessary materials to form a new fungus, a baby mushy! And for that, I am an absolute whore for a spore! (whore used in a loving, proud sense ofc) Foraging fans, this is the design for you!

Halloween Whore Ornament

Halloween Whore Ornament

Show off your love for SPOOKY SEASON with this Halloween Whore design! Perfect for a slutty halloween party, for someone who loves Halloween, for getting a lil spoopy, and being *filled* with the halloween spirit!

Cheese Whore Ornament

Cheese Whore Ornament

Every cheese whore needs their cheese daddy! Couples who love cheese can appreciate these slightly suggestive pair designs! Get cheesy with your best friend and/or fellow cheese connoisseurs today!

Kawaii Cottage Mushrooms Ornament

Kawaii Cottage Mushrooms Ornament

Check out these super kawaii lil mushrooms! They look like little forest cuties, forage a new bestie with this mushroom, cotttagecore pattern!

Nothing For You, Whore Ornament

Nothing For You, Whore Ornament

Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for wearing this holiday season! This funny holiday shirt will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

There's Some Spores in this House WAP Ornament

There's Some Spores in this House WAP Ornament

There's Some Spores in this House, There's Some Spores in this House! There are some spores in this house, but also, this is a mushroom fairy cottage, so the spore is the house. This design parodies the infamous WAP song with a magical and whimsical twist, perfect for cottagecore queens and funny fairies!

Strawbunny Ornament

Strawbunny Ornament

Strawberry bunny - strawbunny! This cute and cottage core bun is sweet as a strawberry!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Pixelated Toad in Mushroom Hat Ornament

Pixelated Toad in Mushroom Hat Ornament

If you're into cottage core games, or just like toads, we hope you enjoy this pixelated little fellow, and his little mushroom hat.

I Love Gardening So Mush Ornament

I Love Gardening So Mush Ornament

I love gardening so mush! If you love gardening, mushrooms, gnomes and the overall cottage core aesthetics, then show it off with this cute, gardening design!

Mushroom Ugly Christmas Sweater Ornament

Mushroom Ugly Christmas Sweater Ornament

The perfect ugly sweater pattern for those who love cottage core and mushrooms!

Magical Mushroom Frogs Pattern Ornament

Magical Mushroom Frogs Pattern Ornament

Check out this magical mushroom frog pattern! It's got cute little frogs in wizard and witch hats as well as crystals and mushrooms to complete that earthy witch and wizard aesthetic, the perfect addition to your own cottage! mushroom frog witches magical frogs and mushrooms crystals witchcraft.

Meowshroom Ornament

Meowshroom Ornament

This cozy little Meowshroom is perfect for those who need something to make their cottage a little cuter! A little Mewcelium never hurt anyone.

Cottagecore Terrarium Ornament

Cottagecore Terrarium Ornament

Grow some peace and relaxation in this whimsical, cottagecore, tiny terrarium! Perfect for loving plants, nature, simple pleasures, picnics, mushrooms, and foraging into escapism!

Holiday Yule Logs Ornament

Holiday Yule Logs Ornament

We wish you a Cottagecore Christmas and a lovely new year! Celebrate the wonderful home spun, quaint festivities of Christmas with this cottage core inspired Holiday Yule Logs ornament design.

Halloween Peens Pattern Ornament

Halloween Peens Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Strawberry Frogs Pattern Ornament

Strawberry Frogs Pattern Ornament

Look at these lil ribbity hoppers and beautiful berries, round and ready to bask in the sun on a warm sunny day. If you think strawberry frogs are adorable - then this pattern is for you!

Gardening Gamer Ornament

Gardening Gamer Ornament

Gardening and farming isn't just my reality, it's my VIRTUAL reality. Farming RPGS, Gardening, CUTE LITTLE PIXELATED PLANTS are my jam! Show off your gamer's green thumb with this pixelated piece.

I'm For The Streets Cat Parody Ornament

I'm For The Streets Cat Parody Ornament

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

I Put The Hor In Horchata Ornament

I Put The Hor In Horchata Ornament

What can I say? I like to go around and drink as many horchatas as I can. Can't blame me for loving that delicious concoction.

Punk Strawberry Sharks Pattern Ornament

Punk Strawberry Sharks Pattern Ornament

Look at the lil hungy stwawbb sharkies! They love the strawbs, sharks defo are vegetarian right? Show off some punk Sailor Jerry vibes, cute sharks, and delicious cottagecore strawberries.

Retro Halloween Daddy Ornament

Retro Halloween Daddy Ornament

Show off your love for SPOOKY SEASON with this Halloween Daddy design! Perfect for a slutty Halloween party, for someone who loves Halloween, and for getting a lil spoopy -- retro style!

Mouse Tea Time Ornament

Mouse Tea Time Ornament

Are you a cottagecore lover? Do you love mushrooms and foraging and mice and nature? then take a seat and have a cup of tea with this adorable little mouse!

Forest Nymph (green) Ornament

Forest Nymph (green) Ornament

Bring out your inner nymph and instead of being a personification of nature, you are nature itself. This design represents your innate affinity with trees, plants, rivers, and anything alive and in tuned with your soul!

Forest Nymph (red) Ornament

Forest Nymph (red) Ornament

Bring out your inner nymph and instead of being a personification of nature, you are nature itself. This design represents your innate affinity with trees, plants, rivers, and anything alive and in tuned with your soul!

Forest Nymph Ornament

Forest Nymph Ornament

Bring out your inner nymph and instead of being a personification of nature, you are nature itself. This design represents your innate affinity with trees, plants, rivers, and anything alive and in tuned with your soul!

Crunchy Crispy Leaf Season Ornament

Crunchy Crispy Leaf Season Ornament

Don't you love that feeling of crispy crunchy leaves crackling under your feet as you walk through an autumnal wood? The crunchiness, the crispiness, the fall, it made me a whore.

Forager Witch Ornament

Forager Witch Ornament

Witches that practice herbology, herbal apothecary, alchemy etc. will know a thing or two about foraging, naturally ;) Herbal magic is a staple of witchcraft, and who isn't a whore for a little plant lore am I right?!

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