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Christmas Unisex Long Sleeve Puns Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 48 Christmas Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

It's Sweater Weather, So Make It Ugly With These Top Designs

Set Out Milk For Santa In One Of These Goofy Christmas Mugs

Add Attitude To Your Mantle With These Christmas Stockings

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Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Christmas 20GAYTEEN Greeting Card

Christmas 20GAYTEEN Greeting Card

Show off your pride this holiday with this, special 2018, "Christmas 20GAYTEEN" design! Perfect for a very queer Christmas celebration, holiday parties, and coming out to grandma!

Christmas Alpaca Sleigh Greeting Card

Christmas Alpaca Sleigh Greeting Card

Christmas? Alpaca Sleigh! Get ready for Christmas with this cute animal pun Alpaca Santa design.

Twas The Night Before Christmas Greeting Card

Twas The Night Before Christmas Greeting Card

Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house the ac was on cuz we live down South. Show you're dreaming of a green Christmas with this Christmas down South inspired design.

Maury Christmas Joseph You are Not the Father Greeting Card

Maury Christmas Joseph You are Not the Father Greeting Card

"Joseph, you are....NOT THE FATHER!" Wish everyone a Maury Christmas with this funny blasphemous Christmas design.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Hop Hop Hop Santa Frog Greeting Card

Hop Hop Hop Santa Frog Greeting Card

Hop hop hop, Merry Christmas! Hop into the holiday spirit with this "Hop Hop Hop" Christmas pun design with a Santa frog!

Feliz Navidad Bod Greeting Card

Feliz Navidad Bod Greeting Card

Feliz Navidad! Lets face it -- Santa is the OG Dad Bod, the epitome of the body shape we all know and love! For those that really love their body and getting merry!

Feline Merry Greeting Card

Feline Merry Greeting Card

This little Kitty is Purrsitively ready to get festive and feral right meow, for this pawliday season!

Merry Corgmas Greeting Card

Merry Corgmas Greeting Card

Put the corn back in Corgmas with this funny, "Merry Corgmas" Christmas parody design! Perfect for loving corgis, animal puns, holiday humor, dog lovers and Christmas parties!

Jingle Barack Greeting Card

Jingle Barack Greeting Card

Tis the season for wishing Obama was still president...celebrate Christmas and your love of 44 with this, "Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Barack" Christmas design with an illustration of Obama in a santa hat! Perfect for political puns, missing Obama, Christmas puns, jingle bell rock, parodies and Christmas parties!

Oh, Sithmas Tree Greeting Card

Oh, Sithmas Tree Greeting Card

Join the dark side this Christmas with this nerdy, "Oh, Sithmas Tree" Star Wars parody design! Perfect for a Christmas party, Star Wars fans, sith lord, nerdy humor, Christmas parodies, puns and pop culture!

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe pun design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas jokes, and holiday humor!

O Totoro, O Totoro Greeting Card

O Totoro, O Totoro Greeting Card

You're such a good neighbor, Totoro! Who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a Christmas Totoro? This big cutie is sure to spread the holiday cheer!

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Greeting Card

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year Greeting Card

It's the most stressful time of the year! With the kids jingle belling and anxieties yelling...show off your aversion to the holiday season and admit to the stress of the holidays with this funny, parody design!

Deck The Paws Greeting Card

Deck The Paws Greeting Card

Deck the paws with cats and holly! Falalalala lala la la! Show that you're feline festive this holiday with this, "Deck The Paws" Christmas cat design!

Mistletoad Greeting Card

Mistletoad Greeting Card

I'll be under the mistletoad! Get kissed this Christmas with this funny, "Mistletoad" holiday pun design. Perfect for loving puns, toads, frogs, and celebrating the holidays!

Purrliz Navidad Greeting Card

Purrliz Navidad Greeting Card

That's how you say meowy christmas! Make sure you've been a good kitten for santa paws!

Big Gift Energy Greeting Card

Big Gift Energy Greeting Card

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Merry Christmush Mushrooms Greeting Card

Merry Christmush Mushrooms Greeting Card

Merry Christmush, everyone! Celebrate your mushy, mushroom, holiday festivities with these adorable Christmas, Santa mushrooms! Perfect for being a fungi with the holiday party puns.

Trashing Through The Snow Greeting Card

Trashing Through The Snow Greeting Card

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

Merry ChristmAss Greeting Card

Merry ChristmAss Greeting Card

Ho ho ho! Merry ChristmASS y'all! Get cheeky this holiday season with this cheeky butt naked Santa Claus pun!

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Greeting Card

Merry XXXmas Gingerbread Greeting Card

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

Hello Is It Me Yule Looking For? Greeting Card

Hello Is It Me Yule Looking For? Greeting Card

This yule log wants to feel the Christmas spirit! Join in! Yule know you want to.

Merry Cluckmas Greeting Card

Merry Cluckmas Greeting Card

Merry Cluckmas, everyone! Santa cluck is coming to town, hopefully you were good and don't get rotten eggs in your stocking.

Mothman The Red Eyed Cryptid Greeting Card

Mothman The Red Eyed Cryptid Greeting Card

he was the harbinger of doom. And if you ever se him, disaster is about to strike. All of the other cryptids, love to watch with great delight!

Happy Hyuck'N Holidays Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Happy Hyuck'N Holidays Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Happy Hyuck'n Holidays. Have yourself some happy F***ing holidays with this sassy pun inspired design.

I Believe In Santa Paws Greeting Card

I Believe In Santa Paws Greeting Card

Even doubters can't refute this statement! Santa Paws is real and believe it or not they're always by you no matter what!

Good Tidings Greeting Card

Good Tidings Greeting Card

We fish you a mermy Christmas! Good tidings to you and your fin! Let the christmas mermaid puns wash over you with this funny and cute design!

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