Carnivore Accordion T-Shirts

Vegetables? Plant based? Aw hail naw. For those who loves their protein and meat, make a statement and embrace your carnivorous side!

Vegetables? Plant based? Aw hail naw. For those who loves their protein and meat, make a statement and embrace your carnivorous side!

This venus fly trap has turned into an even more carnivorous plant! It no longer feasts on bugs but craves something beyond that. It 'vants' to sink its fangs and bite you!

You love vegetables! As long as they're dead animals made of meat and blood. Get a laugh out of your friends, no matter what their diet, be it paleo, vegetarian, carnivore, or bad jokes, with this ridiculous spin on "I heart" tees.

You love vegetables! As long as they're dead animals made of meat and blood. Get a laugh out of your friends, no matter what their diet, be it paleo, vegetarian, carnivore, or bad jokes, with this ridiculous spin on "I heart" tees.

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

If you love meat and hate veggies, then this shirt is for you! Show your carnivore pride! If you're the commander of the grill then this shirt is for you! This cool shirt is perfect for people who love to grill, have cookouts, play with fire, eat hotdogs, hamburgers, brats, steaks, chefs, dads, moms, veterans, and people who love to drink beer and party with family and friends!

Did you watch the documentaries and read the fliers?! MEAT IS BURGER!!! Spread the truth with this thought provoking and life changing design.

Did you watch the documentaries and read the fliers?! MEAT IS BURGER!!! Spread the truth with this thought provoking and life changing design.

T-Rex has a favorite pose and it's Chaturanga. Yoga is a favorite exercise of the prehistoric carnivore. It doesn't find anything else as relaxing.

T-Rex has a favorite pose and it's Chaturanga. Yoga is a favorite exercise of the prehistoric carnivore. It doesn't find anything else as relaxing.

Not your typical kind of catfish...and watch out I'll bite! Show off your love of cats, cat puns, and strange fish with this funny, "Purrranha" cat mashup design combining a cat and a piranha.

Not your typical kind of catfish...and watch out I'll bite! Show off your love of cats, cat puns, and strange fish with this funny, "Purrranha" cat mashup design combining a cat and a piranha.

Behold, the mighty Venus Flytrap Vulvas tee, a shirt that commands both attention and respect. For this bold design is not for the faint-hearted, as it exudes strength and independence. Inspired by the fierce Venus Flytrap plant, this shirt celebrates the power of femininity and nature's ability to take care of itself. Whether you wear it proudly or subtly peeking out from beneath your jacket, this shirt is sure to make a statement. So let your inner wild child out for a romp in the meadow, and be reminded of how thrilling and wonderful it is to be a part of this world. Order yours now and join the ranks of fierce, proud, and unstoppable women who know just how to take care of themselves.

Vegan? Never met them. Show that you are a steak, bacon loving carnivore for life with this funny pro-meat shirt featuring the phrase "I don't know who 'Vegan' is and I don't care to find out.

Vegan? Never met them. Show that you are a steak, bacon loving carnivore for life with this funny pro-meat shirt featuring the phrase "I don't know who 'Vegan' is and I don't care to find out.

Paul McCartney said it best: If slaughter houses had glass walls, everyone would be vegetarians. Wear this tee to remind your carnivorous friends where their dinner comes from.

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.

This deadly plant is feeling just a little bit hangry, so lookout flies! Show off your hanger with this funny and sassy, venus fly trap, hangry shirt!

I love my carnivorous trash horse son. Look at him, he's just a lil hambone! Show your love of your dog with this funny trash animal design, featuring a cute pupper!

I love my carnivorous trash horse son. Look at him, he's just a lil hambone! Show your love of your dog with this funny trash animal design, featuring a cute pupper!

Lookin' pretty Fly for a plant, guy. Serve looks and stay hungry with this cute venus fly trap design perfect for feeling cute, stylish, flashy, or just straight up cool.

Lookin' pretty Fly for a plant, guy. Serve looks and stay hungry with this cute venus fly trap design perfect for feeling cute, stylish, flashy, or just straight up cool.

This hipster venus fly trap shirt is great for feminists who take no shit and love them some botanical illustrations of carnivorous plants like this "Bite me!" venus fly trap print. This feminist shirt is perfect for fans of hipster shirts, floral shirts, feminist t shirts and botanical art.

This hipster venus fly trap shirt is great for feminists who take no shirt and love them some botanical illustrations of carnivorous plants like this "Bite me!" venus fly trap print. This feminist shirt is perfect for fans of hipster shirts, floral shirts, feminist t shirts and botanical art.

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap art to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap art to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

There is nothing more delicious than that beautiful amazing burrito in your little hands. It looks wonderful on the outside but on the inside that is where the true happiness lies. Beans, rice, cheese, guac, and even meat if you are a carnivore. So rest easy in the splendor of every burrito you come in contact with. It is there for you and to love you. Always remember that happiness exists in the center of every burrito.

There is nothing more delicious than that beautiful amazing burrito in your little hands. It looks wonderful on the outside but on the inside that is where the true happiness lies. Beans, rice, cheese, guac, and even meat if you are a carnivore. So rest easy in the splendor of every burrito you come in contact with. It is there for you and to love you. Always remember that happiness exists in the center of every burrito.