Boring Greeting Cards

Let people that uh uh uh ya boring with this funny quote inspired design.

Numbers: the most boring of all the shapes. Show that you hate math and numbers in general with this funny quote design.

Share you love with your friends with this funny and sassy but bored, sci-fi inspired, planetary Earth greeting card! Yawn, Earth is totally boring, but this is the perfect card to let someone know that they are the only good thing about this lame planet full of useless meat bags.

Running would be exciting if I was a baby or a mermaid, but I'm neither. Show that cardio is too boring to bother with.

Sometimes we just wanna, "ugh" to everything. To chores, to work, to socializing, or any minor inconveniences.

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Puppies and kittens are boring... I want a DRAGON! It can toast my marshmallows and possibly help me overthrow the world leaders. You know, normal dragon stuff.

Looking for a unique way to express your love? Look no further than the "You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme" greeting card! This hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves memes, the Naruto series, or just a good laugh. Featuring Itachi choking Sasuke in a darkly humorous display of affection, this design is sure to make your loved one smile. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card is the perfect way to show someone that they take your breath away. Don't settle for boring flowers and candy - give your love the gift of laughter with the "You Take My Breath Away" card today!

Get ready to play Santa Claus with this hilarious greeting card! Our "Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas" card is the perfect way to bring some light-hearted joy to the upcoming holiday season. Inspired by the true roots of Christmas, this playful card is sure to make any recipient smile. Whether you want to give your friend the gift of laughter or you're looking for a unique way to send season's greetings to your coworkers, this card is a great solution. So grab a glass of eggnog, cozy up by the fire, and let the good times roll with this Winter Solstice-inspired design. Don't settle for a boring holiday season - celebrate the true reason for the season in style with our hilarious greeting card. Order yours today and spread the cheer!

Graduation is a milestone worth celebrating, and this greeting card is the perfect way to do it. It's a goth masterpiece that is loaded with symbolism and good wishes. The black and white roses evoke both the beauty and the darkness of life, while the mysterious eye hints at the unknown possibilities that lie ahead. The phrase "Happy Graduation Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress" injects a bit of humor and wit into the mix, reminding the recipient that even the devil recognizes their achievements. Whether your loved one is an actual Satanist or just enjoys a bit of gothic flair, this card sends the message that they've done something truly remarkable. It's also an excellent choice for anyone who's achieved something that others might consider unusual or non-traditional. So don't settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill graduation card. Give them something that shows just how proud you are of their unique accomplishments.