Alien Abduction Casual Totes

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Show that your love for anime is out of this world, with this super kawaii, "Animelien" anime alien design! Perfect for loving aliens, anime, space, and sci-fi.

Your gains are out of this world! Show off your flex with this funny alien pun design featuring the text, "Flextraterrestrial" with an illustration of an alien flexing all strong. Perfect for loving outer space, fitness, and puns!

Orbit and ribbit with this alien amphibian, Alien Space Frog design! Perfect for loving frogs, space, and extraterrestrial creatures!

Show off your love of aliens with this 90s pattern inspired, outer space lover's, space enthusiast's, introvert humor shirt! Now let those needy humans know you need your space!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

Let the world know that you only mess with aliens with good vibes with this outer space, extraterrestrial inspired, squad goals, good vibe alien shirt! GOOD VIBES ONLY!

I could space out in your eyes forever, Mars-kun~. Get some laughs with this silly, anime styled, sparkly-eyed extraterrestrial! anime funny manga starry eyes big anime eyes anime memes japanese animation alien e.t.

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Nothing will protect her babies like a Xenomorph Alien Queen! Sport this nerdy scifi shirt next mothers day and impress all your friends and family!

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true, there is something beyond The World. It can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-worldly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t. universe the truth is out there i want to believe space alien solar system galactic stars tarot deck e.t.

You know what E.T. stands for right? Extra Turnt-UP. Get to all the way to Galaxy 420 with this spacey weed design!

Later, losers, i'm exiting this galaxy. I'm taking my stuff and I'm going HOME. This design is great for people who love aliens and feel like they would feel more at home in space.

Show off your love for playing space bounty hunter games with alien creatures with this pastel, kawaii, space bounty hunter game inspired design.

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

~~intergalactic radio static~~ CALLING ALL SEXY SPACE ALIENS! Ride a rocket like it's your damn job! This particular alien babe is going to the moon, wanna ride?

Show off your nerdy alien humor with this funny, "We Come In Peas" food pun design! Perfect for being spacey, loving aliens, puns, and food jokes!

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

This funny alien shirt is perfect for all goths, and true believers that can't get enough 90s nostalgia alien stuff like "she's beauty, she's grace, she came from outer space. This feminist shirt is great for fans of 90s shirts, alien memes and feminist memes.

Trick Or Treat Fellow Earthlings... we have come for the candy. Definitely human under these super realistic costumes. Definitely...

Show off your love of that good, hot, cup o' mud with this funny, alien believer's, coffee lover's, antisocial shirt! Don't even bother trying to understand humans until AFTER you have had your delicious cup of coffee.

You took the opportunity to escape during the area 51 storm! The world must know of your existence, show of your alien nature with this area 51 escapee design!

You took the opportunity to escape during the area 51 storm! The world must know of your existence, show of your alien nature with this area 51 escapee design!

A sight that's out of this world, that's for sure! Get people looking at far out space booty with this comfy Now Look At This alien butt tee!

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

Show off your love of that super rad pop girl group with this 90s inspired, alien lover's, outer space shirt! IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA have a UFO and get my off this planet forever.

EARTH? LMAO!!! Talk about cringe. Show your distaste for the galactic embarrassment that is currently Earth with this funny judgmental alien design.

We come in peace ... and baring gifts. Has anyone ever seen Santa and an alien in the same room? Yeah, didn't think so.