Affection Greeting Cards

The best manateam out there, Valentine. <3 Show your love for the sea cow of your dreams with this cute manatee design!

"As much as anybody in the entire universe, you deserve your love and affection". Show yourself some self love with this inspiring Gandhi quote!

You make my heart buzz, bee mine? Show off your love and affection with this cute, Valentine's Day bee!

Nothing Beets a good Beet pun. Show your affection this valentines day (or any day really) with this veggie pun featuring a cute heart shaped beet on it!

Hey uhm, I think you're real trashy- because I like you a lot! Get cute with this funny trash loving raccoon design perfect for showing affection towards your loved ones!

Show some affection to a loved one with this super adorable, latte pun, coffee humor, Valentine's greeting card! Let your companion know you like them ALMOST as much as you like coffee!

Show some affection to a loved one with this super adorable, waffle pun, food humor, Valentine's greeting card! Let your companion know you like them ALMOST as much as you like waffles!

Show some affection to a loved one with this Star Wars parody, Kylo Ren meme, Valentine's humor greeting card! Let your companion know that you love them SO much with this hilarious Star Wars inspired design.

If you're looking for the perfect way to tell the weird ass object of your affection that you're digging on their steeze look no futher. This strange and aggressive greeting card features a vintage illustration of giant sea creatures, that honestly look F***ing jazzed about life, and the phrase "I Love You (You Monster.

If you're looking for the perfect way to tell the weird ass object of your affection that you're digging on their steeze look no futher. This strange nsfw greeting card features a vintage illustration of wiggly, tentacle riddled marine life and the phrase "I Like You. You're F***ing Weird.

You're the only one who truly understands me. Show off your love and affection for pasta and to each other with this funny, "You Just Spaghet Me" pasta design! Perfect for pasta lovers, spaghetti jokes, food humor, food puns, valentines, and best friends!

Perfect for your kawaii love, that you love almost as much as your favorite shows! Show your affection with this, "I Love You So Much, Almost As Much As Anime" anime lover design! Perfect for a weeb, valentine, otaku, and loving anime!

Looking for a unique way to express your love? Look no further than the "You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme" greeting card! This hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves memes, the Naruto series, or just a good laugh. Featuring Itachi choking Sasuke in a darkly humorous display of affection, this design is sure to make your loved one smile. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card is the perfect way to show someone that they take your breath away. Don't settle for boring flowers and candy - give your love the gift of laughter with the "You Take My Breath Away" card today!

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Are you a Tolkien fan who's also a fool in love? Then "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the perfect greeting card for your beloved! With a hilarious nod to that quintessential Middle-earth bungler, Peregrin Took, this card is a whimsical way to show your sweetheart just how much you adore them. Featuring a charming illustration of a hobbit who's hopelessly smitten, this greeting card is a fantastic way to express your affection. So why not surprise your precious with a heartfelt message that's guaranteed to make them smile? Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the ultimate love card for fans of The Lord of the Rings franchise. Don't miss out on the chance to make your beloved feel like the most cherished treasure in the Shire!