2020 Stockings

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

Baking Is Punk! Nothing is as badass as a baker, let me tell you, we can whip it up! Show off your baking chops with this traditional tattoo cherry pie!

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

Introducing our latest statement-making tee - "My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government". Designed to grab attention and spark conversation, this t-shirt is perfect for those who are feeling frustrated with the current state of affairs. The bold text in contrasting colors makes a clear and direct statement, while the playful tone adds a hint of humor to the message. Wear it to your next protest march or wear it just for the fun of it - either way, you're sure to turn heads and make an impact. With our t-shirt, you can show your dissatisfaction with the way the government is handling things and the pain it's causing you and many others. The message is simple but powerful, and serves as a reminder that we need to hold our elected officials accountable. It's a great gift for friends and family who share your views or just want to make a bold statement. So why wait? Wear your heart on your sleeves (or chest, rather) with this thought-provoking t-shirt.

Introducing our latest creation for the ultimate pranksters out there, the "Ibs I Be Shittin'" t-shirt! This humorous t-shirt is perfect for those who don't mind a little bathroom humor and want to show off their funny personality. Featuring the bold and catchy phrase "Ibs I Be Shittin'", this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. Wear it to parties, social gatherings, or even to the grocery store - you're guaranteed to get some laughs and smiles along the way. Not only is this t-shirt funny, but it's also a great conversation starter for a serious topic. IBS or irritable bowel syndrome affects millions of people worldwide and is a debilitating condition that affects their quality of life. By wearing the "Ibs I Be Shittin'" t-shirt, you're raising awareness about this condition while still having a good laugh. So, whether you suffer from IBS or just love a good joke, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Introducing our "Murder Shows & Comfy Clothes" t-shirt, the ultimate ode to those who cherish the thrill of crime shows and value their cozy moments at home. This eye-catching design effortlessly combines two passions in one stylish garment. Whether you're binge-watching spine-chilling mysteries or simply lounging in comfort, this t-shirt serves as a delightful reminder of your love for all things mysterious and your penchant for snuggly attire. Embrace your inner detective with this uniquely crafted tee that perfectly captures your affinity for murder shows. The bold typography and intriguing phrase evoke a sense of intrigue, inviting like-minded enthusiasts to engage in conversations about their favorite crime-solving dramas. Celebrate your evenings of suspense-filled entertainment and relaxation with this statement piece that speaks volumes about your love for a thrilling plot twist and stylish, snug wardrobe choices. Perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in, our "Murder Shows & Comfy Clothes" t-shirt is sure to be a hit among true crime aficionados who appreciate the balance of intrigue and comfort in their lives.

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

No Negative Vibes, No Negaforce Vibes! If you bring negative vibes my way then, In the name of the MOON....you know the rest.

Christmas lights are mesmerizing, no meows about it! Feel Meowy & Bright this holiday season.

Merry Christmas, more like "Money Christmas." Celebrate big money and big cheer this holiday with this "Make it Rain" reindeer!

Ginger bread is like, totally ginger RAD, man. Take your gingerbread making skills back to the nineties with this bodacious design! He was a skater bread, don't eat him later, man.

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

If you're not a huge fan of the hustle and bustle and incessant STRESS of the holiday season, then this is for you! Make Scrooge proud! Bring your ironic and sarcastic sense of humor to the most stressful time of the year!

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!

The elfire club! These are the toymakers who are in charge of making the... less child friendly products. This design is great for those DND and Stranger Things nerds who need something holiday themed for their next get together!

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

Why have a merry christmas when you can have a flat F*** christmas! Make sure to have a cute, chubby, flat holiday!

Say less dude! Show off your sassy side with this sassy design with a groovy flare!

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

Merry Rexmas! Our boy rexy here is spreading Christmas fear in the hearts of all us. Celebrate the holidays with this funny Dinosaur design! merry rexmas rex trex t.

You won't let anyone tell you otherwise, You believe in Santa. Get ready for the holiday season with this fancy christmas design that says "First Things I'm The Realest".

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!