The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue T-Shirts

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Introducing our newest t-shirt design that's sure to add some attitude to your wardrobe! The quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" is emblazoned on the front, reminding you to stay sharp and witty throughout the day. Whether you're a master of sass or looking to up your insult game, this feminist-flavored t-shirt has got you covered. This badass quote is often attributed to Dorothy Parker or Oscar Levant, but it's clear that whoever said it was a force to be reckoned with. Rock this inspirational floral shirt and watch as you become the clever comeback queen or king of your crew. Trust us, you'll be the talk of every party or gathering you attend! So snag one today and get ready to bring some serious wit and wisdom to your everyday.