We all know that cats are adorable creatures that rule the internet with their meme-worthy ways. But have you ever thought about the darker side of these furry creatures? They may seem innocent, but they are secretly harboring a dark secret – they are agents of Satan! Yes, you heard it right. Every time you pet a cat, you are unknowingly offering your soul to the devil himself. But fear not, for we have a solution. With our Pet Cats, Hail Satan t-shirt, you can proudly show your love for these demonic felines while also declaring your allegiance to the lord of the underworld. So don't be afraid to unleash the beast within and join the ranks of the satanic cat-worshippers. Order now and let the world know whose side you're on – the cute and cuddly or the dark and sinister. Hail Satan!