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I Can't Do Shit Without My Coffee Greeting Cards
I Can't Do Shit Without My Coffee Greetingcard
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I Can't Do Shit Without My Coffee Greeting Cards

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Somedays it just be like that, no coffee, no energy -- no caffeine, no grind. For those who truly love off coffee like nobody else does!

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Somedays it just be like that, no coffee, no energy -- no caffeine, no grind. For those who truly love off coffee like nobody else does!

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Jodie C.2023-12-29

Arrived on time in pristine

Arrived on time in pristine condition.
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Erin K.2023-12-18

Best card I’ve ever bought.

Title says it all
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Erin K.2023-12-18

Great!

Cute card. Can’t wait to give it to bestie.
Color off_white
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Erin K.2023-12-18

Cute!

Nice paper, design is very bold and just great overall.
Color off_white
Size one_size
Erin K.2023-12-18

Perfect

Perfect card for the friend that is missing Halloween.
Color off_white
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Erin K.2023-12-18

Great card!

Great card overall, funny and well designed.
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Jeremy F.2023-07-17

No Thoughts, Just Frog

Great card. No Thoughts, Just Frog.
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Mar R.2023-06-01

Excellent

The card was printed professionally with no blur or distortion. Came without creases in excellent condition.
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Joseph M.2023-02-18

My spouse is not a

My spouse is not a fan of Valentine’s Day, and these cared were perfect. Just the right amount of nsfw and laughter, yet still she got the message I was loving on her. Rock on!
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Yalitza P.2023-02-08

Great cards!

I purchased father day cards last year and loved the quality. Through a sale I purchased 3 valentines cards. Great quality, great coloring, and blank inside so you can put your own message. Can’t wait to give them out.
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