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Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Cards
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Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsJodie C.2023-12-29
Arrived on time in pristine
Arrived on time in pristine condition.
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Erin K.2023-12-18
Best card I’ve ever bought.
Title says it all
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Erin K.2023-12-18
Great!
Cute card. Can’t wait to give it to bestie.
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off_white
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Erin K.2023-12-18
Cute!
Nice paper, design is very bold and just great overall.
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off_white
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Erin K.2023-12-18
Perfect
Perfect card for the friend that is missing Halloween.
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off_white
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Erin K.2023-12-18
Great card!
Great card overall, funny and well designed.
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off_white
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Jeremy F.2023-07-17
No Thoughts, Just Frog
Great card. No Thoughts, Just Frog.
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off_white
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Mar R.2023-06-01
Excellent
The card was printed professionally with no blur or distortion. Came without creases in excellent condition.
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off_white
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Joseph M.2023-02-18
My spouse is not a
My spouse is not a fan of Valentine’s Day, and these cared were perfect. Just the right amount of nsfw and laughter, yet still she got the message I was loving on her. Rock on!
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Yalitza P.2023-02-08
Great cards!
I purchased father day cards last year and loved the quality. Through a sale I purchased 3 valentines cards. Great quality, great coloring, and blank inside so you can put your own message. Can’t wait to give them out.
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off_white
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