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Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Cards
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Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsGaby S.2022-04-21
Card!
Friend loved it…. His bday is today! Thanks. Will definitely recommend
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Amy S.2022-04-09
Cool!
Cool!
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Jennifer Z.2022-04-06
Quick service, great selection
Quick service, great selection
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Rachel L.2022-04-02
Fun designs!
Fun designs!
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Heather W.2021-10-30
Cute card!
My boyfriend loved his card and was nicely made.
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Jennifer R.2021-08-02
Birthday card
Awesome card. I wish there were some witty words on the inside though. My daughter loved it.
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Ashley B.2021-07-18
Perfect card
Love the minimalistic look, the print is nice and the card itself is on really sturdy paper.
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Teresa S.2021-03-18
Super cute!! My daughter and
Super cute!! My daughter and boyfriend are going to love them!!
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Alexis T.2021-02-14
This card is fucking mint.
This card is fucking mint.
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Natalie B.2020-09-18
Great card
Great card
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