Beneath this Daddy tank, beats the heart of a true alpha male. You're proud as can be of the dad bod you've cultivated and the prodigious set of dad skills that go with it. Whether you're teaching your kids how to fish or hold your ground in a debate, you've got a certain swagger that says "I'm the boss". With this hilarious parody design, you can embrace your inner Shrek and proclaim to the world that no one does daddyhood better than you. Don't just blend in with the rest of the swamp, stand out and show off your impressive dad game. From the BBQ master to the bedtime storyteller, you're the one your kids look up to and with this tank, everyone else will too. So step up and show the world that you're the meanest, greenest, beefiest hunk of sexy ogre out there. After all, there's no one quite like dear old dad.