Travel Mugs

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Keep distance with the , trash animal design with a pattern of raccoons wielding a knife.

A patterned witch's owl familiar perched atop a crystal ball under the phases of the moon shirt. From full moon to crescent, this occult inspired design will leave you feeling like the witching hour where all the strange animals and spirits come out to party.

You're such a legendary dad, hard to believe you're real! Show off your love of cryptids, dad jokes, nature, and being a dad with this funny, "Crypdad" bigfoot sasquatch design!

You know what's punk? Drinking water and staying hydrated. All the homies hate dehydration.

Everybody loves cat costumes! This pillow pattern has cranky and slightly satisfied cats wearing dinosaur costumes with cat paw prints and dino foot prints. Watch out for these felines who are impersonating a ankylosaurus, triceratops, t-rex, and stegosaurus!

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

"KAGOME!" "INUYASHAAA!" Perfect for fans of nostalgic anime, match with the Inuyasha or Kagome in your life with these humorous, matching Inuyasha/Kagome designs!

Thank you anxiety, for all the unnecessary and irrational stress you bring! Show off your extreme amounts of day to day anxiety in this modern world with this trendy thank you plastic bag, anxiety parody shirt.

Be fae, do crime with this goblincore/fairycore inspired design perfect for tricking mortals into ominous magical hijinks and living deep within a gnarly, mossy forest.

Sometimes life is pretty grim. Coming straight from the afterlife to tell you just how relentless life really is, It's the grim reaper in the flesh! Err, or rather, a lackthereof.

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

If I die water my plants. Show that you hope your plants have long fulfilling lives even after you're gone with this funny, morbid plant lovers design.

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

Groovy retro neon alien head for the nostalgic scifi lover in you. Get hip with this old school alien head t shirt design with a psychedelic space case extraterrestrial.

Show off your pride while also protecting yourself from airborn illness! Great for pride month and going out in public!

Behold the wonderous unifrog! Be cute n goofy with this adorable illustration that dares onlookers to dream big dreams of frogs with sick rainbow horns adorned their lil heads!

Life's always a chill time, so long as you've got your lofi chillhop beats to study/relax to~! Enjoy the extraterrestrial things of life while relaxin' in this cozy alien tee!

Stay skella fresh with your fronds. This "Skella Fresh" design features a skeleton surrounded by big, leafy plants! Perfect for loving skeletons, plants, and hella fresh puns.

Show off your corgi cuteness with pride in this "Queergi" LGBTQ corgi pun design! Perfect for being queer, loving corgis, dog puns, and celebrating LGBTQ pride!

You're on fire burnin' some cities and some calories! Show off your giant monster fitness with this, "Burnin' Cities And Calories" kaiju, Godzilla inspired design! Perfect for lifting, working out, and loving big, strong monsters.

Jim Carey as Eggman in the Sonic movie? This could either be the worst thing ever, or the best thing ever! Great for lovers of Ace Ventura and Eggman!

Show off your hardcore feminism with this radical feminist inspired, hang loose hand sign, painted nails shirt! Let the world know that you are a totally radical feminist and you are ready to smash the patriarchy and chill!

Buff Cat. Someone call a vet, these kitties are cute! Show your love for swole bodies and good kitty cats with this body building and house cat inspired design.

Show off your love of all things space, gay, and sci-fi with this LGBT+, Star Wars inspired, rainbow rebellion quote shirt! Let the universe know you are gay and ready to rebel!

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).