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Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" queer design.

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds!

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

This is America? Come on, America, get it together! Show the world that we are better than this with this, "America, Get Yourself Together" patriotic design. Perfect for 4th of July, celebrating America, dissenting, resisting, and protesting!

Oh, what I'd give to be a clueless cat that only has to care about eating, sleeping, and being cute... Show that you're coping with this, "My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape" existential, cat lover's design.

Those moments when you're self deprecating, yet know your self worth, but also feisty. Represent yourself with this spirit animal!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this , "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

Greenhouses? oh yeah, they're hot ;) Get flirty with a hot n steamy glass plant house with this cheeky gardening .

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome , gardening, gnome design.

This adorable little frog Woke Up And Chose Violence. Oh yeah? You didn't think something so cute could be so sassy? You thought wrong.

You wanna mess with this bun, hun? You hoppin' for a kickin'? Get your personal bubble respected with this sassy bunny ny design that is ready to throw feet.

I'm the village trash, don't worry if your garbage goes missing. Hey, one man's trash is another man's treasure, especially if I can repurpose it. Now go away, I have garbage to eat and Netflix to watch.

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food design!

Thicc thighs crush the patriarchy! Thiccum bitches, gotta love em! This design is for the thicc feminist out there trying to destroy the patriarchy!

Magical, but stabby. Show that you're more mystical than a unicorn but you're still willing to fight with this sassy unicorn-inspired design.

Don't mess with me OR the turtles! Show off your love of turtles and animal with this, "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" sassy turtle design with an illustration of a turtle with a sword. Perfect if you want to save the turtles and being left alone.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

You've been warned! Show off your sassy shark side with this, "Talk Shit Get Bit" shark design. Perfect for being tough, feeling sassy, and shark !

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Pretending to be polite is so exhausting. Show that acting like you have a shred of manners really takes it out of you with this sassy design.