Blankets

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

There's no doubt about it... we're like peas in a pod, valentines!

Or is this just fantasy? (Or is this a pigeon?) Celebrate your love of Freddie Mercury, Queen and memes with this Freddie Mercury-inspired "Is This a Pigeon" design!

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Run like lucario!! Cardio is important, and this lucario knows it! Great for nerdy gym goers!

Merry Christmas, more like "Money Christmas." Celebrate big money and big cheer this holiday with this "Make it Rain" reindeer!

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

We all know that the holidays belong to the cats!! But as far as you know, all the ornaments that have been destroyed were the fault of the dog, right? Nope, not the cat at all.

Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!" Tingle created those words. Don't steal them. Tingle all the way for the holidays with this Legend of Zelda-inspired design!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

"Kacarrot...." Make your dietary power level go off the charts with this funny parody design featuring everyone's favorite grumpy rival, Vegeta-ble.

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

You scream, we scream, we all scream..... aaah~! Lick up all of the punny goodness of that creamy goodness with the sprinkles on top with this ahegao ice cream tee!

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Who doesn't want to get high and look at frogs? Have you SEEN frogs? Find your best buds and admire the ribbiting world of frogs with this funny funky design!

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

That boy ain't right. Activate your Stand [-around and drink beer with your friends-] Power, sell some propane and propane accessories, and say your famous catchphrase: "yare yare daze, bobby" with this funny parody design.

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Hey now! It's everyone's favorite happy troll, SHROK, from the bog. Ya know, the one with the horse friend? He's like a garlic bulb cause he stinks and you can't get enough of him. Show everyone how much you love Shrok with this parody design.

What even is life? This parody design is perfect for laughing and/or crying at the absolute ridiculousness that is being alive in this plane of existence.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Need a disclaimer with your awkward self? Worry not this design got you covered!

Fly away on your broom crooning sweet folk tunes into the spooky night with this funny folk-witch design!