When There Are Nine

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

This feminist shirt is perfect for any women's march protest, and feminist protest against pro-life legislature, because "we choose when to procreate cuz church and state don't ovulate." This pro choice shirt is great for fans of feminist slogans, women's protests and feminist quotes.

Who needs adjectives when you have curse words? Let your shirt say what you're really thinking with this F*** You, You F***in' F*** tee!

Congratulations! You made it out of bed! Is it the greatest accomplishment? No, but it's a good thing to do. Take your time and make your day work for you even when you're low on spoons with this cute floral design!

Protect the widlife... even when they are very capable of protecting themselves. Especially if you're a kobold, protecting dragons is BASICALLY your job.

Who needs to stress out about shark week? When you can relax, take a nap and chill out with shark weekend! The weekends are great and so are sharks, time for sleeping, relaxing and most of all eating! Cuddle up to this cute and lazy shark and celebrate your love for the weekend and these sharp toothed sea creatures, with this lazy shark shirt!