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Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

Thanks For Loving Me Even Though I'm Trash Greeting Card

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this , "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Oh Lawd He Comin' Tiger Greeting Card

Oh Lawd He Comin' Tiger Greeting Card

Oh Lawd he comin'! This tiger is ready to roll. Show off your love of tigers and chonky animals with this adorable, "Oh Lawd He Comin'" round tiger design!

Howdy Frog Cowboy Greeting Card

Howdy Frog Cowboy Greeting Card

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this , cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

Are You Cat Food? Cuz You Look Like A FANCY FEAST Greeting Card

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

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Lovestruck Trash Greeting Card

Lovestruck Trash Greeting Card

Even trash animals get bitten by the love bug! Feel the love in this trashy design, perfect for lovers of the trash panda.

Trash Santa Greeting Card

Trash Santa Greeting Card

I hope you've been good this year, because Trash Santa's got some goodies to gift this Christmas! You know what they say, another mans trash is Trash Santas' treasure.

Weeaboo Trash Greeting Card

Weeaboo Trash Greeting Card

Tell that special someone, or special weeaboo in your life how much they mean to you! This super sugoi and kawaii anime themed greetings card has and adorable kitty cat neko that says brightly to your favorite someone that they are weeaboo trash, and that's not a bad thing.

Trash Dad Greeting Card

Trash Dad Greeting Card

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Trash Crossing Greeting Card

Trash Crossing Greeting Card

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

Kawaii Trash Greeting Card

Kawaii Trash Greeting Card

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Ahegao Lollipop Greeting Card

Ahegao Lollipop Greeting Card

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

You're The Shit Greeting Card

You're The Shit Greeting Card

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

You've Goat This Greeting Card

You've Goat This Greeting Card

I'm not kidding! You can do it! You've Goat this! Motivate the people around you with this adorably ny goat design!

Yo Ho Honk Pirate Goose Greeting Card

Yo Ho Honk Pirate Goose Greeting Card

Yo ho HONK! This pirate goose is gonna steal all your booty! Sail the seas and take the treasure with this , pirate goose design!

Mother Of Doggos Greeting Card

Mother Of Doggos Greeting Card

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

Mood Swing Possum Greeting Card

Mood Swing Possum Greeting Card

There's nothing moodier than a possum on a swing. It's crazy how those things can go through all those mood swings. If you can relate to this roller coaster of emotions, then this is your sign to claim this energy.

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