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Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

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Too Tired For This Blanket

Too Tired For This Blanket

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

This design features a camera icon and the words "#selfie game too strong" and is perfect for all you cool narcissistic divas out there who love nothing better than a good selfie! Ideal for people with iPhones, smartphones, Instagram, and who love to take pictures of themselves at the beach, concerts, partying with friends, or just relaxing at home looking all sexy and stuff.

Too Kawaii To Live Blanket

Too Kawaii To Live Blanket

Kawaii isn't just clothing, it's a lifestyle. The perfect gift for the sweet and charming Kawaiian in your life.

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are just too damn cute to deal with any of his bullshit.

This Too Shall Pass Blanket

This Too Shall Pass Blanket

Don't fear the reaper with this Grim Reaper t-shirt. This graphic tee features an illustration of The Grim Reaper holing it's Death Scythe surrounded by flowers and the phrase "This Too Shall Pass.

Raccoons Are Magical Too Blanket

Raccoons Are Magical Too Blanket

Don't let this trash baby fool you, he's magical too! Unicorns might be all the rage, but raccoons are forever.

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Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Feeling Peachy Blanket

Feeling Peachy Blanket

Feeling peachy? Good! Keep up that energy whenever and wherever you go!

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

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