New Thicc Raccoon Greeting Cards

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

Oh hi, welcome to the hermit of the crib. Do you want some trash? Please, help yourself.

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Just a Chonky Honky. Be the best absolute unit of a goose out there with this funny, chonky goose design. Perfect for loving geese, being thicc, and honkin'.

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

The feral girl d&d moral alignment can be characterized as someone who doesn't care what anyone else thinks about them. They are independent, chaotic and yet chill.

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

There are many ways to get them gains. This method happens to involve a fork and a spoon. In due time, you will achieve your desired thicc, guaranteed!

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

Thicc thighs crush the horde! Glimmer's thicc thighs certainly do! This She-Ra and the Princesses of Power design includes a glimmering Glimmer and the promise that she will crush all evil (with her thicc thighs, probably).

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

I'm calling in thicc to work, I need to take a thicc day! Take a day off to appreciate all your thickness with this sassy, thick pride shirt design!

Get to the gym so you can get to your holiday garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" Christmas raccoon fitness design with a raccoon wearing a Santa hat and some holly berries! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, Christmas humor, workout, and funny fitness!

Why are turkeys so damn thicc?? Get your turkey tummy ready this holiday season with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" turkey leg tee!

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

My shape is round, and that's okay! I'm still adorable, and i'm still loved. Thicc kitty on the move!

This trash boy is sillier than most. If you love cute raccoons and being goofy, this is the design for you!

Don't let this trash baby fool you, he's magical too! Unicorns might be all the rage, but raccoons are forever.

Jellicle trash come out tonight! Jellicle trash come one, come all! Show off being theater trash and lover of Cats, raccoons, and musicals with this "Jellicle Trash" dancing raccoon design!

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

This four butt clover is THE luckiest thing you can EVER find. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with this funny, "Happy St. Pathicc's Day" with an illustration of a four leaf clover as butts! Perfect for being lucky, Irish, and holiday celebration! thicc shirt puns irish t shirts irish lucky t shirts lucky butt butt clover butt t shirts st. patrick's day shirts holiday clover st. pattys st patricks day st. pathicc's day thicc butts lucky four leaf clover st. pathicc's day st patricks day st.

You may be a bit trashy, but boy are you cute! Gain some smiles and laughs with this punny raccoon design!

Even trash animals get bitten by the love bug! Feel the love in this trashy design, perfect for lovers of the trash panda.

Even trash animals get bitten by the love bug! Feel the love in this trashy design, perfect for lovers of the trash panda.