The Notebooks

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Don't eat the forbidden jello, it's much more deadly than any of your grandma's recipes. It might look like flavored, but the only flavor it comes in is death.

Disappointment isn't just a feeling, it's a lifestyle. Look, you don't even have to have high standards to feel like you've been let down, and boy howdy does the world let us down sometimes.

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

JRPG slimes are always the first monster you run into, and they do a whole lot of jiggling. We like to see them wiggle wiggle!

The only way to see change in the world is to embrace disobedience. Cats have no laws, and even if there were any, they wouldn't care. Live in a world where the only rules you follow are your own.