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The mountain hangs mysteriously in the air, shining like the color of an odd sea. Floating high above, it watches everyone below. Keep your eyes on the walls of the world with this sharp, modern design.

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When the moon rises over swan lake is waterfowl turns into a beautiful princess. This design is based off of the fairy tale Swan lake where the beautiful princess Odette has a curse but on her where during the day she is a swan but underneath the moon light she becomes human again. This design is inspired by art deco paintings and a 1970's color palette.

Retro design done in the popular "jazz" style as seen on disposable cups and bowls during the 90s. Reminisce of saved by the bell, wild berry poptarts, your trapper keeper and rollerblade rinks.

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