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Sus Games (Parody) Blanket

Sus Games (Parody) Blanket

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If my vagina shot bullets it would have less regulation! Get sassy and get honest with this pro-reproductive rights shirt!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Gentleman Pirate Sailor Jerry Tattoo Blanket

Gentleman Pirate Sailor Jerry Tattoo Blanket

Celebrate one of pirates greatest with this old school tattoo design dedicated to the fanciest pirate who ever sailed the seven seas, the one who kills with kindness, Stede Bonnet.

Patrithotic Blanket

Patrithotic Blanket

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this design!

Red, White, And Emo Blanket

Red, White, And Emo Blanket

This 4th of July get Patriotic! at the Cookout, with this, "Red, White, And Emo" emo Merica design! Perfect for an emo kid celebrating Independence Day and being cool at the cookout.

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Reading is Groovy Blanket

Reading is Groovy Blanket

Reading is groovy! Show that reading is super groovy with this retro rainbow inspired design.

Yoga Prose Blanket

Yoga Prose Blanket

Get thy yoga meditation in and show off thy nerdy side with this design depicting William Shakespeare doing a yoga pose with poor Yorick's skull!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Read Banned Books Blanket

Read Banned Books Blanket

Read banned books! Books that are banned are often important, powerful reading experiences that relate to complex and compelling issues! Support the education, learning, and power of a book with this design.

Science Squad Blanket

Science Squad Blanket

Celebrate the squad goals that is Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Carl Sagan with this popular science trio design featuring the text "Science Squad" and their illustrated portraits! Show the world your science love with this design perfect as a gift for scientists, science nerds, and science teachers!

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

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Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket

Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket

Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this , "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!

Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Mom With Pride Blanket

Mom With Pride Blanket

Celebrate being a mom of the LGBTQ+ community, whether you celebrate yourself and/or your children with this "Mom With Pride" gay pride design! Perfect for cool Moms, gay pride, gay quotes, mom gifts, and LGBTQ+ pride.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

Peeping Tom Parody Blanket

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

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